Andy Jones covers "Please, Please, Please..."

An anonymous person writes:

Loads of covers seem to go though here, loads are great. But i recently came across this on 'Youtube', In my opinion one of the best Moz/Smiths covers to date.

It's by Andy Jones. An act from Teesside.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSiFOBZIbQw

 

[Pokey]

God how many covers of this song are needed?

 

[21punksalute]

He improved upon the lyrics:
'haven't had a drink in a long time'

 

[Anonymous]

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I am Satan and I’m here to inflict pain on all of you insane pains in the asses and stash you in the graves with your soil and ashes. And I want you to all die with measles and other rashes. I hope the cars you get into have massive crashes and I’m gongi to make it happen as I am Satan and I can inflict pain and suffering on you inane demon pains. I hope your anus bleeds with hemmoiroids explode into little boys anuses like the hose that your moms and dad expose you for whores.
You need to be put down and set down and have 12 lethal injections stuck in your anus. I want 12 lethal injections stuck in my anus.
I love to eat at KFC as the chicken is tasty and I like to stir the big bucket with my penis but unfortunately it can’t reach very far into it so I have to use it in a tiny tub of corn instead.
I want to sit on a flag pole and spin around as I am Gay Satan and my male escort did not satisfy my carnal desires so I killed him.
I want to get Jesus and use my power on him and get him and his gang, The Dope and his flock of child molesting priests to join forces with me to destroy all you sad pathetic inhabitants of solo.
I like to talk to my penis and when I do it tells me it wants to shoot out bullets at me instead and I want it to. Before it goes dead like it always does as Viagra doesn’t work on my penis head =, it needs meds to roll three inches off the bed. I am a gay man as I confessed to my exgf and admitted I liked gay men. I have sex in men’s room with all kind of buffoons, the prerequiiste they must be loons and have a dick that workls as mine just gets stuck in their butt as it doesn’t go up into their anus and they start complaining and it makes me insane and In pain because I can’t keep dick hard it just feels like butter and lard in gay mans hard but they like me better than woman as they don’t judge me on size of specimin I hat woman as gay men hate woman as my ex gf shrink told her gay men hate woman and I am starting to like him as it’s me who has gay tendencies and desires that Jesus sent from above. Couldn’t be Stan as he’s from below and he wants me to be gay because my penis is no show to girls but to men who are pigs it grows and rises and climbs and when it does this with gay men I smile and shine. I charge them a dime to suck dick and males escort is onlt worth ten cents as it doesn’t rise w/o medicine. My ex keeps Morrissey pictures on wall and my pictures are burned to ashes in hall and I have to eat them to show them it’s not poision I am gay man and have needs.
I am do this as I am Satan and I make things happen. When I touch penis feels like dandelions and wees no substance and harndess as it drops like piece of shit.
You all need to be locked in a pit and tossed in the dump as you are piles of my penis pre cum and need to feel my wrath and feel the breath leaving your soon to be lifeless bodies as I consume you and spit you out into hell as your skin starts to burn and you start to learn that my hatred you’ve earned so burn, burn, burn. As I am Satan and I have powers and make things happen. I holler.
I am proud to have proclaimed I am gay there are so many men o choose in my way as I go on internet requesting men to meet me and burst in merriment and glee when they respond to my ads and needs.

 

[Anonymous]

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My exgf says I am executed from writing on the blogger’s blog. She said I’m not in Morrissey’s world and I can only write on solo because Morrissey hates it. And we don’t know his feelings on the blog. Therefore I am executed from ever entering it until he expresses his feeling which he probably never will. Morrissey is God and I am Satan. And she hates me because I’m nothing like her baby. I want to be Satan and I impose all of my afflictions and torments onto her because she is a Morrissey person and I am not. I want to be with Satan. And that’s my proclamation. I want to be in hell with Satan as that’s my home as I like to be evil and inflict pain and it is fun and brings me much merriment as I am Satan and I am evil and I like to be. When I am evil I am so proud of my achievement. And Morrissey is God and I want to be Stan anyway as Satan is the destroyer and liar and evil carnivore who eats kfc, Mcd, and Arby and stuffed hamburgers in anus and which I’ll eat with menstrual blood from vagina and I have use for vagina as I’m gay man and fall in quick sand and die with Satan and be reborn into Lucifer.

 

[Uncleskinny]

Great version. One of the best I've heard.

P.

 

[Anonymous]

Another cover of this song.

Cover A Rush and a Push and the Land is Ours and that would be great to listen to

 

[Anonymous]

good old andy he's still going , knew him years ago drinking around stockton - remember the dovecot

 

[Anonymous]

ahh love it!

if anyone be interested, he is a rather good pop song writer...

http://www.facebook.com/NortonRockets

 

[celibate]

most covered song from The Smiths, me thinks, thinking about the newsitems past 2 years minimal 5 times

"and they say I'm, mentall"

 

[Anonymous]

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I am Satan and I’m back to attack you all for your folly and your stupidity. You all need to be beaten senseless and decapitated like those tasty chickens are that I love to eat from KFC.
There is no point to anything you write and no point to anything you say and please really no point for you to even breath so we need to take care of that and I can as I am Satan and I have powers and I make things happen. I’m the bees knees. QC ‘s obsessed with sleaze.
I want to eat a peanut butter and jelly penis smeared with menstrual blood as that’s tasty and I want it.
I like to torment my ex gf so she screams at me and blames me even more for spying on her and hacking her computer. And she should as I’m evil and I cause it all and I like to steal her stuff and put on her makeup as I’m a gay man named Satan and like to put paint on my face and lip gloss I loike to taste especially if it’s hot pink and then I like to clog up her kitchen sink by stuffing rings and other things down the drain to give her more torment torture and pain. I am a Satanic demon who cannot eject semen as my penis is here for no reason as it is only pleasing men and not women.
I only live to eat and work and I know I should take more time off from work for my ex gf so I can be here to be yelled and screamed at further like I deserve to be. Who wouldn’t want to take off more days for that? Maybe I need to go see her quack after the wonderful job he’s done on her curing everything she never had.
But I am evil and like to talk to her only when she is in the shower which I know through my powers and then she stays in the shower for hours and I just rinfg her phone but all I get is a dial tone but I want to ring her when she’s in the water but my brain goes out of order but in my evil satanic brain that I praise to Satan evey day so he’ll have way with me and stik his penis in me and have his way with me with his penetration and explosion of semen into my manhole that I fold for him, I call it the Satan chant and he appears in the room and we dance and I have a bf named Lance who Satan sent my way when my exgf through all of my pants in to the trash and I have to jump in the dumpster to get back the remainder of my menstrual cramps and I want to wear tampons like my exgf cause they give me hard on when I put them in my anus and I get pleasure from the plainest things I want to wear her earings I confess to being a gay man and felt good to get it off my chest now I can lay down and rest with Lance and a relationship and then make her blood pressure rise sky high unlike the bullet between my thighs which dies w/o Viagra. Lance says my small penis doesn’t require .
I want to cut off my penis and put it on a hot dog bun and pretend it’s a ball park frank and put relish on it and put it on my tongue as I like to mon when I eat hot dogs and hamburgers as this is the pleasur I deserve from murder burgers at white castle. My exgf found wendys cheeseburger when she went thru drive thru and she doesn’t know I told the worker to put the cheeseburger in the bag so she would through up and puke at the sight of it too. I like doing thuis as she has panic attacks as she has to go to drive thru when she is dizzy and clumsy and about to tip over on the steering wheel that she doesn‘t know how to steer when he‘s anxious as that makes her frantic that I want to examine her under a microscope which is why I put tape recorders and cameras j her dial soap as they are size of dimes and she has no idea where I hide them and glad she’ll never find them. I want to fuuck a blind man and bur his dick in the dawt in the sand and find it with my hand in the sand as I’m proud to be a gy man out in open finally. My exgf is losing her mind and this makes me feel very happily.
I need to track all you varmints down and pull all your vital organs out through your penis head one by one and then squish you into powder and inhale you up my nose like cocaine. I want to as I have power and make things happen. I want to do a rain dance with Indians and want them to commit sins of flesh like I do as this arouses my penis too.
I want meat as I live on meat and want to go eat a buffalo, why isn’t there a Kentucky fried buffalo, there should be I want it. Then maybe when all of you solo slime have been hacked up into little pieces you can be served in a bucket too so I can eat you and moan like my exgf says I moan in person and phone because I chew my food 1000 times to savor evey succulent taste of murder while she eats French fries and veggie burgers as I want to eat animals it’s fun and shoot a deer and eat one why do deers just stand there in headlights I want to chop up and cut them to merriment and delight, they don’t put any fight do nothing like my exgf does. I want to throu her in mud to shut her up as all she does is yell and scream even though she doesn’t but I am evil and mean as that makes penis scream and it waves about and jumps and pull my pants down with lance over and f*** me in butt I want to have sex with mutt. and be kentucky fried soloers, but you will taste vile and be shut down by the board of health for bing poison . I like poison and I want it.
So you can run and hide beneath your covers but I know where you sleep I know what you do and I Satan know exactly what will soon happen to you and soon you’ll be through and served in white castle gobs of goo and I am going there in moment hopefully lance will be there so I can blow him and Satan approves of him as satan is my master and don‘t want to cause my emotional disaster as he‘s in charge of my penis..

 

[Anonymous]

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I am Satan and I am coming to get you. I will track you down and decapitate you. I want to put your heads in a guillotine and chop, chop, chop. Margaret on the guillotine, when will you die, when will you die, when will you die. My love is as sharp as a needle in your eye. Hector was the first of the gang to die oh my. Bye bye bye bye bye bye baby goodbye. Wide to receive almost anything you care to leave. The baby teethes. I want to walk with you by the oceans and the seas. You need to find yourself cut off and tossed like a giant salad with lettuce and tomato and a nice menstrual blood dressing with crotons.
I want to plan a flag in my anus and spin it around as I am gay and I can’t afford a male escort especially since after they service me I like to kill them as I am Satan and I have powers and make things happen.
I like to torture and torment my exgf and make her crazy. Tonight I let her go out with her shirt unbuttoned and she didn’t know it as her bra was showing and the guy in the car was staring and the wind was blowing her hair and she looked all disheveled like a prostitute as her bra was showing thru her blue shirt and man staring at her and didn’t know why and I told her it was all in her mind but I knew it was unbuttoned and I had fun watching her making a mockery of her outfit and her psychological distress giving me immense satisfaction to watch her have panic attacks and she should learn her lession because I want her to psychologically deteriorate more so I can with lance my male whore who I pay to such my penis and lengths and be squeamish in my anus as he likes to suck on my manhood and I like to dress as little red riding hood and we role platy where we are both completely fag and gay but we are anyway. We like to role play and I want to be his little mitten to put me on his penis and play with me like his kitten and I am smitten with my new bf and open admit to exgf that gay tendencies not imagined by her as I lied as I like to terrorize and deter and refer her to her quack who says it’s over with you and that gay sack of shit and he think I’m evil as I’m in prince’s purple rain. My penis is like little miniature chocolates penis can’t get hard unless with a man who has strong arms and I worship as a god I worship satan and he tells me who I can go down on and blow and he commands on what man I can go down and bloo. W it’s my turn and I want to be fern and I’ll burn in hell. I want to rap and don’t want you to yell at me and why are you making life a living hell for me. I want to penis in bowl of soup to churn it so boys can toy with it I like little boys so I can cover their mouth so they don’t make noise. There are horses in my head and galloping and ravishing me in my bed.
This thrilled me as I am evil and when she found out she was so upset it brought me so much joy to know I made her migraine feel even more enflamed.
I also go thru garbage to find peanut butt garbage to find menstrual blood pads and I eat them to roll around in them naked and them wrap them around my penis while yelling hee haw . I want to spin on a see saw and have my ex gf fall on the ground and hurt her head more.
I want to put a hose in all of your anuses and fill you with water and then put another hose in your mouth and fill you up on then when you are a big fat balloon, roll you down a hill. And you are a big fat buffoon. Who gives birth to a cocoon and why are their raccoons outside my ex gf’s house maybe because I planted them there with a mouse, she does not like raccoons outside house but I put there to scare her as this arouses my penis gives lance reason to engage in more pleasing. My ex gf loves Steven and this infuriates me as I’m gay man and he isn’t. Morrissey is God and I am Satan. ad that is why he is rated number one and I am rated 1091. She thinks Morrissey is intelligent and I am dumb and this enflames me more and I got to get a gun and shoot bothi of them.
I want to eat more meat and I have to find my feet to put thm in lances anus as a special treat I want to live in KFC with all the dead chickens as I like them and I want to play with them and fondle them before I eat them. I wish they made poison in little packets so I can utilize it on the chicken and I don’t even want the chicken I just want poison.
My ex gf said there were bubbles in my urine and I looked and it looks like champagne and lemonade and now I want to drink it as it’s tasty so I now stick a straw in and it tastes yummy.
And now your end is coming and I will find you and you will feel my wrath, I want to drown you in your bath and then stick a hand grenade in your mouth until you go ass and you are splattered all over your room and this will be your doom cause my ex gf says I am a geek and a goon as I am Satan and I have powers and I make things happen. I holler.

 

[Anonymous]

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I am Satan and I want to destroy you all with my powers and my defective penis.
I want to pull your kidneys up through your mouth and pull your lungs out of your anus.
I am delirious because I have lesions on my penis and they delight me and I’ve named them as they are my new friends.
Lance dropped butter and chocolate syrup on the floor from a month ago and I want to eat it and lick it up and then rub it on my penis. And then I found a frankfurter on the floor as I’m a carnivore and then I wanted more. Lance is a fat whore and weighs 270 and he is builtlike a greyhound bus and he has a bust because his chest protrudes like a peacock in a surfin mood as he likes to eat food. I want o put a frankfuter in lance’s manhole and watch it slide up down as it should and then rub mud and blood all over his period because it’s understood in your relationship you do no harm only good we are proud to be gay men and squirt out our semen to all of the little oys in playschool program located in gym across the street from the gymnasium. I want to put mat down in bedroom on the floor and pretend I really have a wall and a door. I like to say I have to go into other room when all I have to do is tumble over and go boom. It’s too much of a hassle for me to go on computer as it’s in other room and I live in a zoo with a new bf who is a buffoon lance with ants in pants I pull down to see his nightgown as it’s frilly lacey and pink and I like to suck on his penis as I wink at him as this arouses him and I start skipping and holding hands with my limp speciman that lance is able to inflate while I operate on his prostate. And then I take his penis to masterbate him he is full of precum and sperm and my penis my exf says looks like a worm.
I love to moan when I eat. I go Mwnnawaa and go nnnahh and my exgf won’t let me eat with her anymore because I make moaning sounds as I swallow the tortured animals while I inhale. I also like to eat seafood and whales I likes whales they are tasty although seafood makes me tired and lazy but it makes me horny so I eat it when I’m ornery. Bert and Ernie are on tv now and I want to suck their brains out and salivate as I live to eat and when my ex gf eats I get disgusted as I get jealous because she doesn’t gain weight and I am overweight as I’m overweight and that upsets me a gay man as I have to eat regimented schedules when she eats cookies, cake wine and pasta all the time. I have to be on a restrictive diet and I hate her for that so when she eats I cry at it. Now we eat in separate places as she won’t go to restaurant with me as I have to go to the bathroom and this makes her heart races cause I disrupt other people’s wines and appetites as I have to go to bathroom and scream and fight.
I want to hang upside down like a bat and then eat a bat.
I want to eat my own menstrual blood as I had my period and it lasted 23 days and I liked it and I never wanted it to end.
I want to vomit on the floor and then eat it with a spoon and mix it with my semen to make a tasty soup, that’s what I want to do.
There is a spider cobweb outside my window and I like to stick my penis in it and wait for the spider to return to crawl on me.
I want to go to live in a Yellow submarine and fill it up with my bubbly yellow urinee.
A spider bit my leg I think because lance spilled hot fude and it landed on my knee and my ex gf now knows I am gay man and the portroit of my old gay lover sam who I never told her about since yesterday as sam and I played with each others anus and penis every other day as I sneaked out at midnight to go to his house and I’d come home after sucking penis pretending I was with a girl named venus. Made her on a skating website when I cheated on exgf as she came up with enticing names and my exgf didn’t know of my lies and games I would tell her I was somewhere else when really having sex with men, women, and myself. I masterbate every night when not with lance. Women make me sickened because when I’
M with them my penis doesn’t expand. I holler.

 

[Anonymous]

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I am satan and I am here to kill you and cut you up
I want to throw you down an elevator shaft.
I like to eat my menstrual blood and suck on a gay man’s penis and splash my urine on my penis
There is a dick in my brain and I want it to evacuate.
I like to torment and be evil as I am satan and I have powers and do things for no reason
I like creep in and out of my house before and after work so exgf does not hear me and if she sees me I do 90 on the street. I like to peep out peephole to watch my exgf so I can spy on her with my tape recorders and camera. I want to be a private investigator as I’d be good at it since I sit all day and night doing this shit.
I want to cut off all of the gay man’s throng and tongue and run them up my anus while I wear a hobo thong.
I am gay satan and I like to wear my pink party dress before I call male escort service and then when I’m done with the man they take them away in a hearse which gives me gratification as I’m gay and perverse. I want to immerse my penis with first of men to die and then slurp up his precum and fly like a bird in the sky. Why satan didn’t you make me a straight man. Being gay makes me want to cry.
I hear voices in my head telling me to drink poison and I want to drink poison and I also like to be with the boys and make noise in their buttocks so that my penis will hard as rock, my cock is functional as rock when I am seasick still sock and my ex gf mock s as I broke her lock and she has to call locksmith and smith hammers in her head and thinks I want her dead and clutter in her bed and won’t help her as I tired and I only care about myself instead of her and been thru desert on horse with a no name and f***ed a horse and we had a baby named jade and raindrops falling from hell and I want to crawling in lances legs so I can f*** him with eggs and the male escort craig at door now, wow he looks so magnificent and I wll allow him to take in my semen as it’s tasty and I want it
I like to moan when I eat as I only love to eat and work and my exgf says I like to make her crazy and make her scream and bellow all the time as she does and I do as I’m evil and use my magical powers to cause havoc. I want to watch her scream and yell and tell her I didn’t cause it though I did. This pleases lance as he hates woman as I do as her old quack sand.
I want to put a cigarette butt in my anus and smoke it.
Now I’m looking for you and I will find you and slash your neck and slit you open and pull out all your organs and rub them on my penis as I am satan and I’m evil as I have powers and I make things happen
I holler

 

[ACTON]

Enjoyable version. Nice voice. Way better than many of the Smiths covers cranked out over the years by groups that no longer exist. I still think The Divine Comedy's cover of 'there is a light...' is the best yet.

 

[Anonymous]

I am Satan and I am evil and I detest all of you and want you to suffer for your sins against my man Morrissey I want to cut you into minced monkey c*** and throw you under 12 buses and then pour my menstrual blood on you and mix you with my favorite chicken dishes from KFC and feed it all to a pack of wild wolves. I love eating out at KFC and bringing food from KFC cause I’m not a vegetarian like your precious Morrissey I think killing animals is fun the sheer pleasure blow a bears heart out makes me aroused. I also think the animals should be a dead cause they are a c*** and the animals I inhale are a runt. I like to smoke blunt and ganja. And pretend I have a vagina as my penis can never get behind ya as it’s only 1 ½ inches shining into Lances pighole. Lance is a really suave cast queer looking man to the max and I am the type who pretends to be straight while putting on an act. I lie to exgf about everything and anything. I lie to Morrissey liking the songs he sings and the music his band plays are the kind that leaves me crying as it’s so disgusting in my opinion. I never heard such crap music from Box and Jesse and the rest of band. I lie to Morrissey and my exgf as part of my master plan.
I want to put a revolver in your mouth and pull the trigger 6 times.
I am sad because my male escort service won’t send anymore boys to me as they are upset that I kill them all after they service me.
I like to torment my exgf by doing everything to upset her and then doing the exact opposite knowing that will upset her too. Today I made a bag rip with my magical powers to upset her and I like to cause bad things to occur so she will scream and yell at me. I deserve to be screamed and yelled at as I use my awesome power to make her crazy and I like it as it’s fun and brings me so much pleasure. And it is fun and she’s a cuunt
I like to eat meat as it’s tasty especially hot dogs which I love to eat after eating 2 buckets of kfc.
I want to put draino in your cereal for breakfast . I want draino in my cereal for breakfast.
I want to put 10 cigarettes in my anus and smoke them until I set myself on fire.
I want to find where you are hiding and dissect your body and cut off your penis and make you scream with us and make you eat them and then cut off your penis and put them in a jar on my shelf so I can have spares to play with.
I pretend to like Morrissey to my exgf as I despise as it’s never on in my cd player, always far away and the cd covers were all cracked and she took them all back in her pocketbook and today as I drover her she had really bad pains in her back and so I parked far so she’d have to walk so she asked if I had compassion but I said I am demon spawn of satan and stop asking question as I satan spawn and evil and just sent here to cause angst pain sickness and brain damage to gays and c***s. I believe Morrissey is a gay man and told that to ex gf.
I am Satan and I have powers and make things happen.
I want to make myself disappear and become a ghost so I can haunt my exgf and scare her and freak her out even more as that is fun and I like it.
I want to eat a tongue sandwich smeared with menstrual blood and donkey feces.
And then I will come and find you and you will suffer the wrath of Satan and find yourself in an unmarked grave that I will release urine on to note this is where the sad pathetic drunken putrid piles of mule vomit lie and how glad everyone is to watch you die so I say goodbye as I set your graveyard on fire as I’m Satan and I have powers and I make things happen. I holler.

 

[Anonymous]

My exgf told me to come home at 4:30 as it was important and told her o walk as it’s fun and then came home 2 hours later and asked she wasn’t ready and told her I promised to be there and this was never done my exgf is the one who has trouble in life and I don’t struggle at all as I am a gay man who has a wife named Lance. Being a gay man and coming out of closet was wisest thing I done as I now eat cock and have fun.
I want to set 25 c***s in my anus and sent to venu as I am gay man and hate women as I find woman disgusting as they and I are combined are into guys and we like to stick apple sauce and corn syrup in bollocks and suck on each other cocks until rise and climb I want to jerk a blind as I dine with lance and put ants on penis and swallow them with mr beamis.
I want to set 25 c***s in my anus and sent to venus as I am gay man and hate women as I find woman disgusting as they and I are combined are into guys and we like to stick apple sauce and corn syrup in bollocks and suck on each other cocks until rise and climb I want to jerk a blind as I dine with lance and put ants on penis and swallow them with mr beamis.
I intentionally didn’t tell my ex gf she needed paper plates and all of the other things she needed in 711 to annoy her as it’s my fault that everything was forgotten as I like to not remind her of everything and make her not remember. It’s is also my fault that she didn’t get sa food item to make her better as I did it to spite her. I want her to yell and scream at me so I can blame everybody and leave myself out exclusivity as I am source of all her pain angst and misery but I like to play blame game but I have penis size of peppermint. It is all my fault as I like this as I am evil and like to make her crazy by causing whatever I can to go wrong as I am Satan and I am evil. I told her to use paper towels instead of plates and to use a few so it would not seep thru as that’s true and then go skate and masterbate. Ok wait. I want to wholeheartedly admit that I tell her Morrissey is a homo as this infuriates her so the more I say it, the more I annoty her and then my penis will grow as Viagra won’t even make it rise but talking about Morrissey being with other guys seems to sympathise with the egg between my legs which is my penis and I like to lean it on mattress and jerk off all over it. Preferably with silk suit arouse me to heights I not aware until lance bought me this pair of bedroom sheets and I love him for it and for his manhood treats. Went to applebees and lance and I shared steak we love to eat dead animals and laugh about them because we want to make vegetarian’s heart break. We are satan worshippers and follow the devil that is what us gays do. Tonight I looked extremely disheveld as I was with exgf as who cares what I look like with girl uonly dress up with lance and wear pleated plants and only go to dry cleaner for him and then pressed and ironed.
Morrissey voice is overrated as phil ochs and dance hill would pass them byu as many times as lance and I masterbated which infuriates exgf as she says though phil ochs voice haunting can’t compare to Morrissey voice which is beyond perfect makes phil oxs daunting I like dan hioll as he lies this adds to ehnacement of voice and the surprise of his beautiful eyes. Sometime when we touch honesty too much and close eyes and hide compare to wide to recive lying here wide which is better. You decide, exgf loves Morrissey phil ochs and danhill do for me. Gay mean are filled with semen and heterosexual filled alcohol and pills.
I want to live in KFC so I can eat their tasty meat 24 hours a day as I love meat and wish they would kill more animals so I can have even more as I think animals should be killed so I can eat them. I called McDonalds Donalds because the thought of fondling Ronald makes me excited and delighted. I want to eat more Mcd preferably quarter ponders or big macs so more animals murdered and attacked as they are evil and c***s ride to rehab get in son.

 

[Anonymous]

Thanks to everyone for checking the video out. I accentually have a few more Andy Jones smiths/Morrissey covers. Including one of 'Rush and a push.....' I may post another up at some point. If that's ok with you lot.

 

[Anonymous]

My exgf wanted to know Morrissey’s horoscope and it said that he shouldn’t lie about anything today even small things so I told my exgf that I guess Morrissey won’t be able to talk today and my exgf screamed and yelled at me for saying that until she lost her voice and this pleased me. She has laryngitis more than before and it sounds like there is a horse in her vocal cords as I the satanic demon made her scream defending the man she is maintaining is the most gorgeous man on the planet and she wants him and she needs to be near him, preferable in him.
And I told her that he lies and pretends thing like when he collapsed on the stage and walked off stage without help and went bye. Poor guy. I felt really sorry for him as my ex gf was crying. Meanwhile I knew he was lying as that’s what happened. c***s and blunts.

 

[Anonymous]

I am Satan and I am evil and I am full of hate and misery for all I my ex gf and Morrissey meet and I want to take each of you and stuff you into a bucket of kfc after I’ve finished eating all the tasty meat and then leave you out to be devoured by wild vultures.
I want to put 27 lit matches in my buttock and light my male escorts penis on fire and smoke him.
I like to torment my ex gf by not doing whatever she wants me to. I intentionally didn’t come home early today so she would yell and scream at me for not being here to take her to wherever she says she wanted to go. She is going to see eminem and I have to take her to the airport and I’m not. This is the only opportunity she got and I’m not allowed to go. I did this intentionally as I am evil and like to make her scream and holler so I stole her wallet so she has nothing when she goes out of state and I stay at home ans masterpate and call her from another counry on the phone eminem is straight man and I hate him as I am gay satan me and lance are having a wedding so she loses her voice. She sounds like she has a frog in her throat and I want a frog in my throat so I can eat his tasty legs and the rest of him. Why does my exgf get to have the tasty frog and not me so now I must go stuff my face with 12 murder burgers from white castle, 7 big macs from Mcd, 15 chicken legs from kfc and 5 dogs I picked up from the pound all smeared with my menstrual blood and semen. I am going to pull the frog out of her throat with throngs and disect it and mutiliate it and eat it as I’m am mammal with no feelings or I cut lance on his ass as I love gay man but don’t want Morrissey as I say he is gay man but exgf says he’s a straight man and this enrages me if he’s gay or straight if he’s gay or astraight and think of it all night just of pictures on wall and midgets on wall his dick works and mine doesn’t at all. I’m a horse and ex gf says I look at horse when I married her made me get divorce and should live in a stall she didn’t want to marry a horse as it her loss and lance gain and f*** him in anus gain. The two of us mentality is the same and sexuality prefeences are inane as heterosexuals are insane uin my opinion. The exgf says my opinion is as valuable as a onion ring. She is allergic to bes and I permit her out so they will sting her and I do not guard her from them as I promised and want them to put stingers in her knee again and go to er for 17th time to get stinger out and if she asks me to do it I cry and put and only focus on gay man anus.
I want to get exgf back by stealing her passport so she have trouble in airport I despise straight men like eminem. When it is eminem gonna turn gay when these are things I focus on,. This and escort coming later name ron as I cheating on lance as this new escort will prnace and dance and put me in trance with drugs and alcohol from his pants which I will pull to knees and pull penis and beg him to suck it please. I bought bottle of Viagra so my penis rise higher and more power than ever. I will f*** 2 gay men tonight which will reuire all my enery and might penis become dynamite. Hee haw. I have the lights dimmed right so both gay men in sight hope neither puts up fight as I really aroused from viagra I downed I swallowed 5 already now I mix with Hennessey. My penis rising which is enticing as Viagra works. My Viagra worked and is effective ordered online sometimes defective as sometimes penis is with hetero sexuals. I prefer transsexuals her as I do this intentionally as part of my master plan to make her more sick and miserable like her wonderful quack says, I am evil. I want to be a man damn He knows his business as it had nothing to do with his quackery that he had to go to med school in Timbuktu; he is good and not the criminal quack I say he is. Sure hope Morrissey chose him as his quack so he can do as good a job on him as he has on my exgf.
I am Satan and I like to cause problems and torure and torment everywhere as that is my dream come true.
I want to go hunt rabbits and ducks as they are animals and therefore deserve to be killed and be eaten too. Morrissey and ex gf pyschiatrist are twins as they like because of transference but exgf says it
S a transference but exgf says they gorgeous soi I pull down all pictures on facebook and twitter.
I like to tease and torture my male escorts when they are thru pleasing me and when they expect a tip I give them a drink of yummy poison mixed with my urine. Then after they have died I lick the glass so I can get those last delicious droplets of poison for me.
I want to eat a turtle. Why don’t they sell turtle legs at KFC as I want to eat it with my male c***s I know a male c*** and he lives in England.
I don’t like Morrissey and just pretend to and think he is a c*** too.
Then I will take a rusty saw and say hee haw as I drop to the floor and give the male escorts blowjobs more as I ask them for 400 and then 500 to be their whore. My ex gf don’t know they here as they creep in and assure them they must not make peepohism as that’s Morrissey book and I stole from exgf and jerk off to the puictures and cut off c***s penis off with scissors and shit and call him lorena Bobbitt. I want to have male escort named robert. Robert is exgf exbf name. so dating him will make her more jealous and insane. This will cause penis to rise like cake again and she will be more inflamed and I continue playing con game where I lie cheat steal and ruin her name. I am satan and I am evil and live to torture and torment two . Why are you a c*** yes you and I’ll blow your brains out too I have gun you know and not scared of you so sit there and cry boohoo you dumb moose. You look like moose and hang you with moose and get pigs after you to pull out your last tooth you need root canal and I’m gonna get my rifle and my snail of a penis out to cut your stout out there’s a mouse in my house. My exgf put it here and now go up and murder and kill her. and cut off all of you solo shitheads legs and arms and penises and then stick a straw in your cut opened belly button and suck out your blood until your lifeless stump of a body remains which I will then put in a sausage grinder to feed to a pack of hungry raindeer and I want to kill them and rejoice in my tears as I want to so this as I’m Satan and I have powers and make things happen. I holler.