What is Morrissey reading now?

[honeyinmytea]

Since the general consensus on the main page poll is that Morrissey's hobby is reading, just what is he reading?

Is he reading his favorite books again (like visiting with old friends)or reading the latest publications from the UK or US?

Has he read the Harry Potter books? The Lord of the Rings? Books explaning the workings of the Taliban?

What books would you suggest he would might possibly be interested in reading?

 

[!]

How to Succeed In Business Without Really Trying

 

[!!]

Record Deals For Dummies

 

[Fred Bassett When Alex Graham Drew Me]

Re: How to Succeed In Business Without Really Trying

He'll be reading Dickens. Anything new? Come off it!

 

[greasetea]

He's not.

He's even too lazy to bother opening anything but a new bank account for the money he'll be making when he releases "Sunday: The Best of Morrissey and The Smiths" album.

..ooh, do ya think they'll be a new track? I'll buy it anyhow (...resume brainless zombie mode)

 

[Librarian on Fire]

Male Pattern Baldness. How To Over Come It.

 

[ollie]

early retirement for emotional retards/wimps/gay bears!

 

[Omega Moo]

Assimilating Into An NSYNC World: Beginner's Edition

 

[dc]

what he should read

-tell-all Kurt Cobain bios
-the Bible
-record contract proposals
-Morrissey-solo messages

 

[Bobby]

Re: What is Morrissey reading now? Mr. Proper's awful posts

He is most likely reading this board and smiling thankfully that Mr. proper is a much bigger loser than he is. Although Mr. proper does have a career(posting messages here), Morrissey is da MAN, son. Ya betta listen.

Bobby

> Since the general consensus on the main page poll is that Morrissey's
> hobby is reading, just what is he reading?

> Is he reading his favorite books again (like visiting with old friends)or
> reading the latest publications from the UK or US?

> Has he read the Harry Potter books? The Lord of the Rings? Books explaning
> the workings of the Taliban?

> What books would you suggest he would might possibly be interested in
> reading?

 

[Quincy]

Re: Male Pattern Baldness. How To Comb Over It.

 

[Mr.Proper]

Re: What is Morrissey reading now? Mr. Proper's awful posts

First off jack.off,I'm not your son,nothing as vile,vomit inducing,disgusting and just plain retarded as you I wouldn't want to be related to in any way. Second off,I actually do have talent,just ask your mom. Nothing or no one could make something that vulgar look classy. I think her just blowing me each night is fun fun fun. I like the idea that I can have her polish my knob on a daily basis just for kicks. She seems very good at it champ,you should be proud. Those di.ck sucking lessons your dad paid for her have really started to pay off,kudo's to your dad for seeing that she has talent.

 

[wupermacki]

Re: What is Morrissey reading now? Mr. Proper's awful posts

> First off jack.off,I'm not your son,nothing as vile,vomit
> inducing,disgusting and just plain retarded as you I wouldn't want to be
> related to in any way. Second off,I actually do have talent,just ask your
> mom. Nothing or no one could make something that vulgar look classy. I
> think her just blowing me each night is fun fun fun. I like the idea that
> I can have her polish my knob on a daily basis just for kicks. She seems
> very good at it champ,you should be proud. Those di.ck sucking lessons
> your dad paid for her have really started to pay off,kudo's to your dad
> for seeing that she has talent.

Man Mrs. Proper,

You are a true b*tch ass. Your little seventh grade jokes are still amuzing to me. Keep talking, you are hilarious.