Friday night in Birmingham

[PunchdrunkGB]

I was attacked by a 3ft dwarf for no reason.

I kid you not.

On friday night i had a 3ft dwarf waving his fists at me calling me a bastard for no reason.

I nearly had a heart attack!

 

[Grim O'Grady]

what's the world coming to? That's Birmingham off my 'Nights out' list.
Love the North, we have friendly dwafes or is it dwaves, or is it dwafs, that looks dwaft?
Grim O'Grady (as of yet unassaulted by dwa... people of small stature)

> I was attacked by a 3ft dwarf for no reason.

> I kid you not.

> On friday night i had a 3ft dwarf waving his fists at me calling
> me a bastard for no reason.

> I nearly had a heart attack!