Cod~ oh Hindi Guru, please tell me...

[Bertie]

According to the laws of Karma, what are the chances that Flowered will come back as a dark skinned, Ethiopian Jew?

 

[Seriously Flowered]

> According to the laws of Karma, what are the chances that Flowered will
> come back as a dark skinned, Ethiopian Jew?

Ten below zero.
I thoroughly read the contract before I signed up in the first place.
God knows, I believe he still has a copy.

 

[Bertie]

> Ten below zero.
> I thoroughly read the contract before I signed up in the first place.
> God knows, I believe he still has a copy.

This is you at your best!

Lmao!

 

[Codreanu]

> According to the laws of Karma, what are the chances that Flowered will
> come back as a dark skinned, Ethiopian Jew?

According to the Sastras, A twice-born (candidate for moksa) soul is usually incarnated in Bharata. One's cultural distance (from Bharata/Hindu influence) is in direct proportion to one's materialist cravings. So if she is fortunate enough to be born a homo sapien, her incarnation as an Ethiopian Jew -- a spiritually-advanced orthodox community in a clime conducive to renunciation and charitable opportunity -- would be a considerable boon.

In short, not bloody likely.

 

[Bertie]

> According to the Sastras, A twice-born (candidate for moksa) soul is
> usually incarnated in Bharata. One's cultural distance (from Bharata/Hindu
> influence) is in direct proportion to one's materialist cravings. So if
> she is fortunate enough to be born a homo sapien, her incarnation as an
> Ethiopian Jew -- a spiritually-advanced orthodox community in a clime
> conducive to renunciation and charitable opportunity -- would be a
> considerable boon.

> In short, not bloody likely.

Well, you are the expert.

Dhanyavad.