An Unhappy Birthday (to me)

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Well, here it comes again, another birthday. Last year, my 21st was possibly one of the worst birthdays I've ever had and this year, although I am not evil and do not lie, it would seem that my birthday will be just as bad, if not worse.

Such is life
 
> Well, here it comes again, another birthday. Last year, my 21st was
> possibly one of the worst birthdays I've ever had and this year, although
> I am not evil and do not lie, it would seem that my birthday will be just
> as bad, if not worse.

> Such is life

Well think of me, ive had bloody 45 of them!
 
> Well think of me, ive had bloody 45 of them!
Thank God somebody older than me,hurrah.Tell me this when you go to a Moz gig these days do you feel a bit like a fossil?btw Happy Birthday to 15 minutes.
 
> Thank God somebody older than me,hurrah.Tell me this when you go to a Moz
> gig these days do you feel a bit like a fossil?btw Happy Birthday to 15
> minutes.

I am a fossil, haven't you seen me?
 
> I am a fossil, haven't you seen me?
I was probably too busy hiding my slack jaw,you know how it is when you are losing the fight against gravity....Still if I keep doing the Lotto I might yet afford the surgery.Wonder if Nancy could recommend a good surgeon,hmmm.
 
I will kiss you once for every year, starting on your mouth.
Please don't be unhappy.....
 
> You are too beautiful to be unhappy.

Oh dear kind Daisy Like, how wrong you are.
Thanks for the effort though!
Appreciated.
 
i would love to give you love, although it is only taken from me. can my love ever be reciprocated?
 
wow - you sound more miserable than me. Oh dear - what have I started ?
 
> Well, here it comes again, another birthday. Last year, my 21st was
> possibly one of the worst birthdays I've ever had and this year, although
> I am not evil and do not lie, it would seem that my birthday will be just
> as bad, if not worse.

> Such is life
Yeah, and me, I've had 42 of them! Look, you're young, you have so much ahead of you and though you won't believe it, THIS is the time of your life, don't waste it, have as much fun as you can while you're young. "Be Mad, Be Rash"!!!
 
> I was probably too busy hiding my slack jaw,you know how it is when you
> are losing the fight against gravity....Still if I keep doing the Lotto I
> might yet afford the surgery.Wonder if Nancy could recommend a good
> surgeon,hmmm.

hmmmmm!
I hear there are quite a few throughout Britain.
Perth, Leeds, Manchester, London, probably more, just can't remember
right now.
 
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