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  1. Morrissey's left nut

    'Panic in the streets of Springfield' - upcoming Simpsons Episode (scheduled for April 18, 2021)

    How will Lisa grapple with the fact that he's an old racist dickweed? Tune in to the show that will not die despite being long dead- only on FOX!
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    Johnny Marr video - Nowhere Fast

    Lick a smelly taint, fail-son
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    Morrissey Central "NOMADLAND", "HOME IS A QUESTION MARK" (February 12-13, 2021)

    It's tough to feel at home if you push everyone away. Maybe he can just end his days stuck inside of Memphis with the mobile homesick blues and the final yes man loading him up on pills and fried nanner san'wiches to make the days pass faster.
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    "Babies Go Morrissey" - Sweet Little Band on YouTube, Spotify, iTunes

    If only they'd stop the rigged record labels from stealing the opportunity for Morrissey to release another dull album! STOP THE STEAL!
  5. Morrissey's left nut

    Johnny Marr video - Nowhere Fast

    Dear gawds it speaks in riddles instead of diddles now. Since it's valentine's, why don't you have a wank with your mom's mentholated joint rub. A nice spicy tingle on the dingle for you. Because errrrrrrrybody knows you won't have a date lined up.
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    Morrissey Central "REFLECTIONS OF THE WAY LIFE USED TO BE" & "M APPEAL" (February 5, 2021)

    It is presently 9:05 am on Sunday, Feb 14th, and I am on Morrissey-solo just so you can have a date for Valentine's day. :yum:
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    Morrissey Central "REFLECTIONS OF THE WAY LIFE USED TO BE" & "M APPEAL" (February 5, 2021)

    Ooh cheeky cheeky! Naughty tweakie. What was I doing on the morning of the 3rd, post-morning dump, pre-bedtime then? And you say I'm unglued. From where I stand in light of that funny response- I'm glued tighter than Morrissey's hairpiece.
  8. Morrissey's left nut

    Johnny Marr video - Nowhere Fast

    Meanwhile the world drops its trousers at some old queen. (every sensible child should know what I mean, but hey, it is MSOLO)
  9. Morrissey's left nut

    Morrissey Central "REFLECTIONS OF THE WAY LIFE USED TO BE" & "M APPEAL" (February 5, 2021)

    Maybe Morrissey could help himself and his floundering "career" without people such as yourself ribbon dancing in addition to the mental gymnastics. Poor is a funny word. Loaded. What is rich? What is poor? Some confuse them with talent, fame, and a platform that done cracked down the middle...
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    Morrissey Central "REFLECTIONS OF THE WAY LIFE USED TO BE" & "M APPEAL" (February 5, 2021)

    Really? Despite your opinion, I'm not Peter Skinny. Wholly different side of the world. I come here what? Once twice a month? I didn't miss you, Gordita. Yet predictably, here you are!
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    Morrissey Central "REFLECTIONS OF THE WAY LIFE USED TO BE" & "M APPEAL" (February 5, 2021)

    And you are the sentient remains that sprung from a musty stiff towel tucked between mattress and wall, yet you still find time to type!
  12. Morrissey's left nut

    Morrissey Central "REFLECTIONS OF THE WAY LIFE USED TO BE" & "M APPEAL" (February 5, 2021)

    I only keep one on hand, the rest I donated to thrift. One must have something soft on hand in the event the loo-roll is only cardboard.
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    Morrissey Central "REFLECTIONS OF THE WAY LIFE USED TO BE" & "M APPEAL" (February 5, 2021)

    Attention seeking little whore billboard face a bygone snore The world a change, and change us too But none as sad as Morrissey
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