Who's gonna watch...

[tlm130]

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Michelle Rodriguez is so hot in this!

 

[Worm]

I'll go on the record now: "Machete" will be the best film of 2010, bar none.

*However, I invoke the Jessica Alba clause: if she has too many lines, I can't predict how negative the impact will be on the movie. She's an X factor. Also, I don't know anything about this Don Johnson fella. Why Rodriguez would "introduce" a newcomer with so much at stake is beyond me...

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Loooks gooooood.

 

[bucks boy]

im going to take the wife to see this.she loves a good blood fest

 

[McLovin]

I'll go on the record now: "Machete" will be the best film of 2010, bar none.

KY at the ready.

*However, I invoke the Jessica Alba clause: if she has too many lines, I can't predict how negative the impact will be on the movie. She's an X factor. Also, I don't know anything about this Don Johnson fella. Why Rodriguez would "introduce" a newcomer with so much at stake is beyond me...

Yes, Alba's got the acting range of Terri Schiavo, but I predict that Steven Seagal will more than compensate, and come up big (pun unabashedly intended).

 

[tlm130]

This will be the first movie I'm gonna see that stars Steven Suck-ass Seagal. Can't stand him but for this movie I will make an exception.

 

[Worm]

KY at the ready.

Fair enough, but as I said, there's an X factor involved. If "Machete" ain't as good as its trailer makes it look, and I'm paid a visit by the rape-ghost, I will tell him I can't be responsible for any casting errors. So I'll compromise, grudgingly: if I'm wrong and the movie is not the best of 2010, Jessica Alba can sleep with me. I think that's a fair and just punishment for my hubris.

Yes, Alba's got the acting range of Terri Schiavo

Yowch!

but I predict that Steven Seagal will more than compensate, and come up big (pun unabashedly intended).

Christmas-Eve tingles down the spine. Srsly.

 

[McLovin]

Fair enough, but as I said, there's an X factor involved. If "Machete" ain't as good as its trailer makes it look, and I'm paid a visit by the rape-ghost, I will tell him I can't be responsible for any casting errors. So I'll compromise, grudgingly: if I'm wrong and the movie is not the best of 2010, Jessica Alba can sleep with me. I think that's a fair and just punishment for my hubris.

I'm afraid my response was too ambiguous. No, the KY was for me and my self-directed adventures as I wholly agree that Machete will be the best film of 2010, the winter release of Oscar-hopefuls be damned. I have a pie chart that proves it, I swear.

Christmas-Eve tingles down the spine. Srsly.

Erm...huh?