Who said it: Morrissey or Alan Partridge?

[Uncleskinny]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/who-said-it-morrissey-or-alan-partridge

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[Anonymous]

Dear Uncle, I happen to regard Alan as one of the hottest blokes alive. A smile, and I melt. I want to be alone in a restaurant with him. What a Trip that would be.

If I play my cards well, I dream, (oh how I dream) I might even be in his next autobiography.

PM me Steve. x

-Who said "Anonymous, I love you."? Yes. Him. It was Him! (faints)