What do you think of Morrissey's new "Dude" t-shirt?

Check it out on his Merchandise store.

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Link posted by Nerak:

https://uk.mporium.org/collections/frontpage/products/dude-white-t-shirt

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Update January 30:
Now the subject of a Central post:

• Morrissey Central: "T-SHIRT OF THE MONTH (YEAR?)" - January 30, 2020

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Related items:

• Morrissey expresses gratitude for loving messages after his son Dude's death - "so little time" - Jan. 21, 2020
• Morrissey's (?) cat died today - Jan. 20, 2020

 

[Anonymous]

Fruit cake? The melvis thing isn't funny to anyone. I don't respect trolls.

Shouldn’t you be spouting your distaste over on the Depeche Mode forum?

 

[PuppetParrot]

Who gives a shit who posted it. It’s f***ing BANG-ON, Beansprout!

Skinny is this annoying fake pseudonym supposed to be Snagglepuss?

 

[PuppetParrot]

Because your taste is somehow superior?
I think it's a nice simple design.

He is drunk, taste buds are shot.

 

[Anonymous]

It’s not a taste issue, it’s a quality issue, effort, creativeness, love, care and attention to detail. This is lazy garbage and it’s really not debatable.

Nah. It’s ABSOLUTELY a taste issue as well.

 

[PuppetParrot]

Said the sycophant from Melvis’s anus, as he popped out for air.

Skinny is this Snagglepuss pseudonym modeled on the OrdinaryDrunk?
They seem to share the same tendencies.

 

[BrokenFrame]

He is drunk, taste buds are shot.

DUDE would be proud of this shirt

 

[PuppetParrot]

£££££

Financial advice from the unemployed. Not a good idea Skinny.

 

[Anonymous]

Skinny is this annoying fake pseudonym supposed to be Snagglepuss?

...and this tiny wee twat ^

Yipping and yapping like his moniker but not a shred of cognitive backup. Another f***ing young-buck clown. Full of piss and vinegar. Not an ounce of f***ing protein.

This site is a proper howl.

 

[BrokenFrame]

I’m not here to gain your respect, Fruitcake. I’m here for the laughs. ...and you’re a f***ing scream.

Buy the shirt and shit the f*** up.

Fruit cake? As in the homophobic sense?

 

[Anonymous]

DUDE would be proud of this shirt

Would he? Is that what you think?Apparently Fruitcake here ^ has never had a cat.

Keep ‘er rollin’ though. You’re a blast!

 

[Anonymous]

Fruit cake? As in the homophobic sense?

Is that what you think?

 

[Anonymous]

Fruit cake? As in the homophobic sense?

You’re the one that’s equated “fruitcake” with sexuality, baiter. Looking for a fight to can’t win, even where none exist. Typical Melvis fan.

Go buy the f***ing t-shirt, li’l shooter.

 

[Anonymous]

Fruit cake? As in the homophobic sense?

What’s the “homophobic sense”?

Please clarify.

 

[BrokenFrame]

You’re the one that’s equated “fruitcake” with sexuality, baiter. Looking for a fight to can’t win, even where none exist. Typical Melvis fan.

Go buy the f***ing t-shirt, li’l shooter.

What did you mean by fruit cake was the question

 

[Anonymous]

What did you mean by fruit cake was the question

Really? Dried fruit, nuts, plenty of flour and a f***ing healthy f***ing dose of rum. Enough to make someone like you spout off like someone like you.

 

[PuppetParrot]

...and this tiny wee twat ^

Yipping and yapping like his moniker but not a shred of cognitive backup. Another f***ing young-buck clown. Full of piss and vinegar. Not an ounce of f***ing protein.

This site is a proper howl.

Skinny time for Snagglepuss to exit stage left. "He" is becoming unhinged in a manner eerily reminiscent of OridinaryDrunk. Again Skinny you show your hand.

 

[Anonymous]

Any truth the black cat was thrown in a ditch?

 

[Anonymous]

Skinny time for Snagglepuss to exit stage left. "He" is becoming unhinged in a manner eerily reminiscent of OridinaryDrunk. Again Skinny you show your hand.

He is a she. ...who identifies as a dwindling Morrissey fan.

Unless you have the greatest dental plan in the world, you’d do well to mind your f***ing manners, Shitstain.

Snagglepuss is always watching.

 

[Anonymous]

Pilla's been unlucky with pets and her abusive ex had a bull dog that bit her straight in the face and she needed surgery.

I shouldn't have ventured down the bargain bin at that last chance saloon disco....

But a brown bag and she is fine. The darker the better and no mirrors makes jewish mourners happy too.

It was a pitbull actually.

Sometimes plastic surgery is used for the right reason like it was intended for.

Ear plugs on in Beverly Hills.

 

[Anonymous]

Out where I am, we have 2000+ cats we’re just trying to cull.

Amazing how animal lovers don’t realize that they’re animals. ...and have ZERO clue about the actual, scientifically based reasoning - it real world experience - behind population control.

Fak Arf

English would help but I can decode your heavy breathing.

Less humans and more cats please!