the jaguares rule (my ass)

[Jagmaster 7]

I remember living in long beach and seeing all of these tacky people listening to this horrible music in spanish and blabbing on and on about the "jaguauauaururuaururruas". They were the butt of hundreds upon thousands of jokes among me and my friends because they were absolutely horrible. God damn Morrissey has to slap us in the face and play with these headband bearing novella, buggy-bopping, boner consuming "jags?" Give me a break moz... Make us happy and cancel this shit. I am first generation Mexican, but I bet somebody is going to pull the race card shit on me... they can all eat a big jaguaruruauer dick. Viva my ass. Moz might as well go on tour with Menudo.

 

[Jimmy J.]

Re: the jaguares

I gave in and ordered one of the Jaguares albums last week. I think they're super. I just need an interpreter though. My two years of Spanish in secondary school are, unfortunately, a distant memory.

 

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> I remember living in long beach and seeing all of these tacky people
> listening to this horrible music in spanish and blabbing on and on about
> the "jaguauauaururuaururruas". They were the butt of hundreds
> upon thousands of jokes among me and my friends because they were
> absolutely horrible. God damn Morrissey has to slap us in the face and
> play with these headband bearing novella, buggy-bopping, boner consuming
> "jags?" Give me a break moz... Make us happy and cancel this
> shit. I am first generation Mexican, but I bet somebody is going to pull
> the race card shit on me... they can all eat a big jaguaruruauer dick.
> Viva my ass. Moz might as well go on tour with Menudo.
ITA, they look like some backstreet boy cheesey rejects. Im hoping no one told him about it.

 

[Gemini]

How Is Your Ass Enjoying It?