Something Rude & Crude and Relating To Harry Potter

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What would happen if you substituted the word 'wand' for 'willy'?
Oh so juvenile, but quite funny.



"There will be no foolish willy-waving or silly incantations in this class!"

"Neville, I'm really, really sorry about this." said Hermione, raising her willy.

"Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent."

from the facebook group
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=194107497693&ref=nf&v=info
 
What would happen if you substituted the word 'wand' for 'willy'?
Oh so juvenile, but quite funny.



"There will be no foolish willy-waving or silly incantations in this class!"

"Neville, I'm really, really sorry about this." said Hermione, raising her willy.

"Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent."

from the facebook group
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=194107497693&ref=nf&v=info

Many of my friends have joined that group. The last quote is quite wonderful. :D
 
This whole facebook group has gone one step beyond now, where my friends and I have set each other the challenge of writing Harry Potter porn. :eek: Look out for the first in the series, 'Horny Pervert and the Prostitute's Sex-Slave' (named by Richard and Engine)
 
"Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, willies raised..."

"Are you OK?" said Harry urgently. "My willy," said Ron. "Look at my willy." It had snapped, almost in two; the tip was dangling limply, held on only by a few splinters

:rofl:
 
I'm sure I could find something gross about wands and hermione, she's my latest celebrity crush and it's all good because she's 18 :thumb: ha! And Im only 23 before anyone starts :lbf:
 
I'm sure I could find something gross about wands and hermione, she's my latest celebrity crush and it's all good because she's 18 :thumb: ha! And Im only 23 before anyone starts :lbf:

Ask and you shall recieve.

""Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's willy, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!""
 
When I read the title of this thread I thought it was about THAT picture of Daniel Radcliff from Equus.
 
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