I reached a proud sexual achievement this week and had to pat myself on the back. I made my FWB come 10 times in one round of sex. Usually 2 or 3 seems to be my average. I was quite pleased with myself.
How would you know what the men's room has?
Because I hang out there giving blow jobs the 8-last call shift, Sun-Wed.. I used to take Thurs-Sat but I switched with your girlfriend so she could make some extra dough for your wedding. Tell her I need to pick up a few weekend shifts, mama needs some berber carpet something fierce.
I f***ed up trying to be hilarious? I dunno. Hydrocodone, babes. (Did you know I had surgery on Wednesday? I have a bionic neck now!)
sad veiled bride said:You already have lots of privileges, leave one to us!
I'm not a man!