Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

[Light Housework]

I don't want to be tempted by candy.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

I doubt it. I did a few years ago because I worked at a place that had a haunted house and I was Dr Frankenstein.

i knew you were a carny, dave

 

[The.Truth.]

This kid that was the son of one of the women that worked there was the monster. I wore a doctor's coat and I had white hairspray in my hair. There were bubbling containers. He would lie on the table and be still and then when some kids came in I'd say "it's alive!" He would sit up and they'd scream. it was pretty fun.

Trick or treating is for kids but you could make a display. Carve a pumpkin and make a scarecrow or something.

 

[Light Housework]

Maybe I'll make a Halloween painting.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

This kid that was the son of one of the women that worked there was the monster. I wore a doctor's coat and I had white hairspray in my hair. There were bubbling containers. He would lie on the table and be still and then when some kids came in I'd say "it's alive!" He would sit up and they'd scream. it was pretty fun.

Trick or treating is for kids but you could make a display. Carve a pumpkin and make a scarecrow or something.

oh my god, we dont want to hear about your adventures in pedophilia, dave

 

[The.Truth.]

That's a good idea. Listen to Alice Cooper and paint a Halloween painting.

 

[Light Housework]

Sick Things

 

[nicky wire's legs]

That's a good idea. Listen to Alice Cooper and paint a Halloween painting.

youd do far better encouraging her to brush her teeth

 

[Light Housework]

 

[nicky wire's legs]

you could say "hey light housework, why dont you pretend that your toothbrush is a paintbrush and that tooth paste is paint and that your teeth are a canvas and imagine that youre painting a really shitty painting?"

 

[Light Housework]

I once stripped to this song. Even the strippers watched, rapt.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

no they didnt. they were likely grossed out.

 

[Light Housework]

They liked AC/DC.

 

[Light Housework]

I liked Boston, Simple Minds, I forget what else.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

i like the band "homely strippers"

 

[nicky wire's legs]

no i dont, i lied

 

[Light Housework]

Hadn't ever heard of The Smiths, or Morrissey.

 

[Light Housework]

32 years later, I'm reading Mozipedia and painting to Morrissey's voice, hanging out on solow, with jowls, at 57. I aged fast between 2011 and 2021.

 

[The.Truth.]

I'm late to feed the cats. Have fun.

 

[Light Housework]

Me now.