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CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
I'm so jealous of your British f***ers who get to see Moz this month. :mad:
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
Formaldyhide laminate flooring is trending in CGs world for some reason. :squiffy: #dad #bosses #tenants #damnyou60minutes
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
There's a famous radio DJ in SoCal who used to be part of a duo called Mark & Brian, who retired then came back and switched stations and is now Mark in the Morning. He has a daughter named Katie who is like his cohost for some reason...she has the WORST most NASALLY VOICE I've ever heard. I feel so bad for him, it's like being a skateboarder and building your legacy on skateboarding then birthing a child to continue your legacy with a club foot.

I heard an interview with Kristeen Young once and thought she talked through her nose too, it didn't add up. It reminded me of the scene in The Man with Two Brains who found a hooker with the worst voice ever to transplant the body into. :p
 
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CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
I never had to take a British Government System class so I really have zero idea how Parliament works, but something tells me it doesn't work very well.

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CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
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CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
I just ran from Pershing Square to Union Station in 26 minutes. There will be zero masturbating on the agenda tonight. Or maybe for the rest of the week.
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
Okay now that I'm lying down I feel like I'm gonna barf. So I'll double that with a sappy quote I believe in that'll make you wanna barf. :p

“Why do you love me?” he heard her whisper in the night. He closed his eyes, a tear forming sure to stain his pillow.

I love you because I do. I love you because the Universe showed me the way to you. I love you because my heart beats your name, my mind drowns in your eyes, my soul feels yours even when we are miles apart.

I love you because I have no choice. I didn’t ask to love you. I didn’t need to love you, but I love you just the same. My arms aren’t filled unless you’re in them, and my thirst is not quenched unless you are the drink.

I love you because I feel comfort in being out of my comfort zone with you by my side. I love you because every cell of my body responds to your touch, to your look, to the way you move and the way you sound. I love you because something, somewhere, directed me to you. It was my soul, and you are its mate.

Through the paths we have taken to one another I have loved you. I’ve played in comfortable places among comfortable people until I had no choice but to leave there to come to you here. I battled the gods themselves and faced the raging storms of hell until, one day, the clouds parted and your eyes met mine. I waited, impatiently, for you until that shock from my heart announced your arrival.

I know you are scared, my sweet Angel. I know you feel the pangs of fear and the dread of a journey of which no arrival is guaranteed. But I promise you this. When the demons come I will stand strong with you at my back and you will be protected. When the brimstone comes raining from the sky I will shield you until each storm passes. When the swine and malcontent arrive, I will fight them, and when the battles are over and the storm clouds are gone I will hold your face, look into your eyes, and you will know why I love you.

-Tom Grasso
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
My exterminator is building an HO-scale model of the Alamo. I get updates the first Wednesday of every month. :D

He really, really, really wants me to order and watch the VHS uncut version of John Wayne's The Alamo from Amazon. It HAS to be the uncut version. :p I told him I'd have it watched before April.

I got a pyrethrin-smelling handshake AND hug today. #dontbejelly
 
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CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
The US Ambassador to South Korea was attacked with a razor blade today for some reason. Photos like this fascinate me...not because of the blood and scandal, but because of the girl in the background staring into the camera.

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The US Ambassador to South Korea was attacked with a razor blade today for some reason. Photos like this fascinate me...not because of the blood and scandal, but because of the girl in the background staring into the camera.

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it was because there should be a unified korea
 
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wow manson got his eighth top ten album with the pale emperor. nice. rachel follows him on instagram and he screen shots top ten lists and top ten playlists etc and it scrappy pop crappy pop crappy pop manson crappy pop crappy pop. hilarious
 

CrystalGeezer

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CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
I think Johnny Marr is wearing a wig. No disrespect to a profoundly talented musician and mellow person, but his hairline isn't right for his age, you can never see a part, and sometimes it looks crooked.
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
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sweet. house of cards is filming at my friend steves comic shop. im very proud of him. started by putting up his own collection and within like two years had opened two other stores and just kills it. he knows how to order from diamond without getting a bunch of useless crap. extremely happy for him
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
sweet. house of cards is filming at my friend steves comic shop. im very proud of him. started by putting up his own collection and within like two years had opened two other stores and just kills it. he knows how to order from diamond without getting a bunch of useless crap. extremely happy for him

Does he own the new one on Sepulveda near Culver?
 
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