McDonald's almost kills old couple

[Not Right in the Head]

Congestive heart failure? No.
Food poisoning? No.
Hepatitis B? No.
Choking? No.

Spoiler

Crushed by the Golden Arches? Yes.

 

[Disappointed]

Holy crap!!!

I actually live right near Naperville...when I saw the headline, I was kinda hoping that it had happened in Naperville, rather than in Arizona.

Just another reason not to go to McDonald's...it truly is bad for your health, in more ways than you can imagine...

 

[Not Right in the Head]

Just another reason not to go to McDonald's...it truly is bad for your health, in more ways than you can imagine...

Whole Foods can kill ya, too.

 

[Disappointed]

Whole Foods can kill ya, too.

Nothing is safe.

 

[Superhans]

Well to be fair, old people don't belong at McDonald's, so...karma...

 

[Not Right in the Head]

Well to be fair, old people don't belong at McDonald's, so...karma...

Who does belong there, then?

 

[Superhans]

Who does belong there, then?

AMERICANS, dude...because they are FAT!!! Hahaha owned!

 

[blue jag]

AMERICANS, dude...because they are FAT!!! Hahaha owned!

Do you become controversial in your local salad centre? Angry man throws mushroom quiche...

 

[Arsenal]

Nothing is safe.

Drinking too much water can poison and kill you. It's just that certain things (ei. fast food, meat) are more likely to kill you than others.

Everything is dangerous, just in varying degrees.

 

[Superhans]

Do you become controversial in your local salad centre? Angry man throws mushroom quiche...

You really don't understand anything do you? Such an awful user.

 

[blue jag]

You really don't understand anything do you? Such an awful user.

Look I've warned you once ... any more shit from you and I will come and steal your favourite teddy bear off your bed ...

 

[Disappointed]

Drinking too much water can poison and kill you. It's just that certain things (ei. fast food, meat) are more likely to kill you than others.

Everything is dangerous, just in varying degrees.

Very true. I remember the woman a couple of years ago, who died of water poisoning after participating in a "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" contest. People competed for a Wii by drinking as much water as they could, and not using the restroom. I don't even remember how many gallons they said that woman drank.