Well, I used to be a huge Bob Dylan "fan"...just..in love with him. Now I can;t stand him. here are some of the things that he did...that just made me not like him, or able to stand him anymore..
- He did a Victoria's Secret underwear commercial. It was such a ridiculous thing to endorse...and it seemed like a cry for help.
In a 1965 press conference, Dylan was asked if he would ever endorse anything. He said yes, "ladies undergarments". 40 years later, he was true to his word. I thought it was wonderfully funny and creepy, which is what Dylan has strived for in recent years...
-Starbucks released some of his CDs.
He released only one, and I will grant you this is regrettable.
-He had the Foo Fighters open his tour...blaaaah! It seemed like the label was trying to make him that much more available to youngsters...trying to reinvent him at the age of 65...And it's not just the Foo Fighters...he tried to completely immerse himself in the pop culture, which seemed really ridiuclous and money savy.
With the exception of late 90's tours which featured the likes of Joni Mitchell, Van Morrison, Paul Simon, and recent tours with Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard opening for him, Dylan has consistently showcased younger rock bands as his opening acts throughout the Never Ending Tour. The Pogues, Beck, Ani DiFranco, Dave Mathews Band, PJ Harvey, Dinasour JR, etc have opened portions of the NET. As for the iPod commercial, they helped him become the oldest living artist to have a Number One album on the American charts. Dylan wants to sell albums. As does everybody who takes the time to make one. You don't think Morrissey enjoys the success of a Number One album?
-He did not enjoy being on stage. Watching him sing his songs one got the impression that he'd rather be anywhere else than on stage. He was regurgitating his songs.
He's been on the same tour for 19 years. One would think he has enough money, and the reason he still performs is because there's nowhere else he's rather be. He has said in countless interviews that his reason for touring is because he still enjoys it, and feels a calling to do so. And you say regurgitation, many say reinventing.
-The newest album was terrible. Just bad...he must be lyrically drained when he had to name check Alicia Keys in his songs...
True, Modern Times is mediocre at best, but the same is true for Ringleader of the Tormentors. Truthfully, both albums feature couplets that are lyrically drained. But for Dylan, after 45 albums, this is to be expected.
-Contemplated involvment with American Idol.
This was a rumor that was never substantiated. According to reports, Cowell wanted Dylan, Dylan's management refused, and Cowell retorted by slamming Dylan in the press.
-Openly admitted that his songs really have no meaning...that he is just good at playing around with words.
This is not true, and you know it. As recently as his 60 Minutes interview, he admitted to be in awe of the brilliance of some of the songs he's written. Do you really believe that Dylan would admit that his early protest songs, his brilliant gospel material, or even his recent stuff, has no meaning? What he's always said is that it's not up to him to find meaning in his songs. And that he refuses to explain what they mean.
It's a shame that you turned your back on one of the most brilliant, awe inspring, and timeless artists of our time. Especially for the lame reasons you gave...