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It's truly pathetic, but utterly telling of our la la times, that a hack sixth form art project lark, like this nothing little numpty CWS churns out, is now afforded 'genius' status by thousands on twitter {mainly, it would appear, 'matey' bicycle blokes who tag themselves as a 'Global Citizen'?}. As well as the entire Islington NUJ Legion of the Eternally Virtuous. Of Course. {And Johnny Bridgwood's wife too, í spotted in there. Ho Hum :rolleyes: }

Mosely? Rees-Mog? Michael sodding Gove? This is political thinking at the pre-playground pygmy level. So, because Moz waved a Union Flag at Finsbury Park in '92, this automatically & eternally aligns him with every Monarchist Proms Pom & rabid Tory half-wit? And instantaneously associates him with the malign intent driving this government 'directive' to fly the flag on all public buildings? The simplest of tap-in targets, but guaranteed to garner fawning roars of acclaim from the ghostly, ghastly miasma masses on social media. And "The Guardian".

Please tell me, what are you meant to feel or think when looking at these "art works"? All í read is other people's warm & fuzzy sense of projected virtue. It's like a Club Membership badge. It is, in fact, Anti-Art.

But, yeah, a cute touch, and í assume pointedly deliberate, that it's a mock-up of the Peterloo Massacre in Manchester. í assume that's one of the chucklesome reasons for Steven PATRICK MORRISSEY's inclusion in his "Charge of the Right Brigade" {a-ha ha ha, repeat ad infinitum}.
Offensive in just innumerable ways.

But, hey, in 5 years time this divot CWS will be one of those 'o yeah, remember that dude's pics during lockdown? Nah, me neither'...
Cash in while you can 'mate'.

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He started this in 2016 so nothing to do with the COVID era, he has over 300k people following him on Twitter,
 

Uncleskinny

It's all good
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It's truly pathetic, but utterly telling of our la la times, that a hack sixth form art project lark, like this nothing little numpty CWS churns out, is now afforded 'genius' status by thousands on twitter {mainly, it would appear, 'matey' bicycle blokes who tag themselves as a 'Global Citizen'?}. As well as the entire Islington NUJ Legion of the Eternally Virtuous. Of Course. {And Johnny Bridgwood's wife too, í spotted in there. Ho Hum :rolleyes: }

Mosely? Rees-Mog? Michael sodding Gove? This is political thinking at the pre-playground pygmy level. So, because Moz waved a Union Flag at Finsbury Park in '92, this automatically & eternally aligns him with every Monarchist Proms Pom & rabid Tory half-wit? And instantaneously associates him with the malign intent driving this government 'directive' to fly the flag on all public buildings? The simplest of tap-in targets, but guaranteed to garner fawning roars of acclaim from the ghostly, ghastly miasma masses on social media. And "The Guardian".

Please tell me, what are you meant to feel or think when looking at these "art works"? All í read is other people's warm & fuzzy sense of projected virtue. It's like a Club Membership badge. It is, in fact, Anti-Art.

But, yeah, a cute touch, and í assume pointedly deliberate, that it's a mock-up of the Peterloo Massacre in Manchester. í assume that's one of the chucklesome reasons for Steven PATRICK MORRISSEY's inclusion in his "Charge of the Right Brigade" {a-ha ha ha, repeat ad infinitum}.
Offensive in just innumerable ways.

But, hey, in 5 years time this divot CWS will be one of those 'o yeah, remember that dude's pics during lockdown? Nah, me neither'...
Cash in while you can 'mate'.

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Awww, boo-hoo. It's OK when yer man slags off all and sundry, but when a popular satirist does it to him, you go apeshit. This is in the tradition of Tenniel - can you find a reason to slag him off? That's something for you to do.

You can't argue with the message, so you pitifully attempt to shoot the messenger. Absolutely desperate. Please do show us your searing critiques of all his other works that don't feature a singer you like.
 
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Tim Inewtiv

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It's truly pathetic, but utterly telling of our la la times, that a hack sixth form art project lark, like this nothing little numpty CWS churns out, is now afforded 'genius' status by thousands on twitter {mainly, it would appear, 'matey' bicycle blokes who tag themselves as a 'Global Citizen'?}. As well as the entire Islington NUJ Legion of the Eternally Virtuous. Of Course. {And Johnny Bridgwood's wife too, í spotted in there. Ho Hum :rolleyes: }

Mosely? Rees-Mog? Michael sodding Gove? This is political thinking at the pre-playground pygmy level. So, because Moz waved a Union Flag at Finsbury Park in '92, this automatically & eternally aligns him with every Monarchist Proms Pom & rabid Tory half-wit? And instantaneously associates him with the malign intent driving this government 'directive' to fly the flag on all public buildings? The simplest of tap-in targets, but guaranteed to garner fawning roars of acclaim from the ghostly, ghastly miasma masses on social media. And "The Guardian".

Please tell me, what are you meant to feel or think when looking at these "art works"? All í read is other people's warm & fuzzy sense of projected virtue. It's like a Club Membership badge. It is, in fact, Anti-Art.

But, yeah, a cute touch, and í assume pointedly deliberate, that it's a mock-up of the Peterloo Massacre in Manchester. í assume that's one of the chucklesome reasons for Steven PATRICK MORRISSEY's inclusion in his "Charge of the Right Brigade" {a-ha ha ha, repeat ad infinitum}.
Offensive in just innumerable ways.

But, hey, in 5 years time this divot CWS will be one of those 'o yeah, remember that dude's pics during lockdown? Nah, me neither'...
Cash in while you can 'mate'.

.


Well I think you're just in a bad mood. No other reason why a nice bloke like you would attack pre-playground pigmies first thing on a Sunday morning. Some people could call that low, you know. What did they do to you? (If they stole your Sylvanian Families Easter bunny you may have a valid reason to retaliate because those are adorable.)

I hadn't recognized the Peterloo massacre. I don't remember the uniform, just that they were all off their faces (from the film, I wasn't actually there.)

"This charging man" in the comments made me laugh, but that could be because I'm not exceedingly tall...?
 

The.Truth.

about Ruth
Awww, boo-hoo. It's OK when yer man slags off all and sundry, but when a popular satirist does it to him, you go apeshit. This is in the tradition of Tenniel - can you find a reason to slag him off? That's something for you to do.

You can't argue with the message, so you pitifully attempt to shoot the messenger. Absolutely desperate. Please do show us your searing critiques of all his other works that don't feature a singer you like.
No one is going apeshit except you. You're a grandfather and you're on here every day boo-hooing about how a pop star let you down after you dedicated years of your life to him. He is the Meghan Markle to your Piers Morgan, the John Lennon to your Mark David Chapman.
Get a grip.
 
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Bazil Pickle

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No one is going apeshit except you. You're a grandfather and you're on here every day boo-hooing about how a pop star let you down after you dedicated years of your life to him. He is the Meghan Markle to your Piers Morgan, the John Lennon to your Mark David Chapman.
Get a grip.
The (grand) father who must be killed.
 
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Rod Bonner

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It's truly pathetic, but utterly telling of our la la times, that a hack sixth form art project lark, like this nothing little numpty CWS churns out, is now afforded 'genius' status by thousands on twitter {mainly, it would appear, 'matey' bicycle blokes who tag themselves as a 'Global Citizen'?}. As well as the entire Islington NUJ Legion of the Eternally Virtuous. Of Course. {And Johnny Bridgwood's wife too, í spotted in there. Ho Hum :rolleyes: }

Mosely? Rees-Mog? Michael sodding Gove? This is political thinking at the pre-playground pygmy level. So, because Moz waved a Union Flag at Finsbury Park in '92, this automatically & eternally aligns him with every Monarchist Proms Pom & rabid Tory half-wit? And instantaneously associates him with the malign intent driving this government 'directive' to fly the flag on all public buildings? The simplest of tap-in targets, but guaranteed to garner fawning roars of acclaim from the ghostly, ghastly miasma masses on social media. And "The Guardian".

Please tell me, what are you meant to feel or think when looking at these "art works"? All í read is other people's warm & fuzzy sense of projected virtue. It's like a Club Membership badge. It is, in fact, Anti-Art.

But, yeah, a cute touch, and í assume pointedly deliberate, that it's a mock-up of the Peterloo Massacre in Manchester. í assume that's one of the chucklesome reasons for Steven PATRICK MORRISSEY's inclusion in his "Charge of the Right Brigade" {a-ha ha ha, repeat ad infinitum}.
Offensive in just innumerable ways.

But, hey, in 5 years time this divot CWS will be one of those 'o yeah, remember that dude's pics during lockdown? Nah, me neither'...
Cash in while you can 'mate'.

.
Anything for attention you
I’ve seen you at the odd Morrissey gig, trying to be the know-all. In actual fact, you’re a deviant.
 

Uncleskinny

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Subscriber
so being patriotic is now racist.well the albert hall at the last night of the proms must have thousands of racists.
No, you dopey f***er. Supporting racist politicians that Farage called too racist for UKIP, calling Farage himself a liberal educator, calling Hitler a socialist, picking out black politicians for criticism - they're the kind of things that get you called racist.

Looks like you're happy that the singer you like adopts these positions. I wonder what that makes you?
 

joe frady

Vile Refusenik
Anything for attention you
I’ve seen you at the odd Morrissey gig, trying to be the know-all. In actual fact, you’re a deviant.

"No know-all at all, merely an actual factual deviant, who liked the odd Moz " ~ that's my headstone sorted Bonner lad :thumb:

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joe frady

Vile Refusenik
Awww, boo-hoo. It's OK when yer man slags off all and sundry, but when a popular satirist does it to him, you go apeshit. This is in the tradition of Tenniel - can you find a reason to slag him off? That's something for you to do.

You can't argue with the message, so you pitifully attempt to shoot the messenger. Absolutely desperate. Please do show us your searing critiques of all his other works that don't feature a singer you like.

í think 'apeshit' is over-egging it a wee bit Unk {oops. 'scuse me while í wipe the flying spittal off my screen}. Bunny droppings was more my state of mind. So the dude has an Art History degree and likes "EastEnders". So does Prince William, doesn't make him Banksy. {And if Tenniel did twitter now, he would be flagged & slagged for his 'problematic' association with Lewis Carroll's kiddie pix...}

í can argue with the message, and thought í did crayon it out {placing Morrissey in the company of Team Tory + Mosley etc} but nothing's enough for you, so why bother? There are only 2 Teams these days ~ Right & Wrong, and we live in a 24 hour permanent Red Card culture. And í thought the '80s was tribal? :rolleyes:

As for my views of Christopher Frank Spencer's entire oohver, you can come round and inspect my bulging jotters anytime.

Be Well.

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gordyboy9

its not me its you.
No, you dopey f***er. Supporting racist politicians that Farage called too racist for UKIP, calling Farage himself a liberal educator, calling Hitler a socialist, picking out black politicians for criticism - they're the kind of things that get you called racist.

Looks like you're happy that the singer you like adopts these positions. I wonder what that makes you?
well i must be a racist then,everybody on here is a racist according to you.the word racist is so diluted these days that its pointless even calling someone racist.
 
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Vegan. Cro. Spirit. 888

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:)

thats right Skinny is a racisim as well as a satire expert.👨‍🏫
a veritable fountain of all twatty knowledge.:lbf:
yes everyone on here outside for his minions are racist. :mad:
except for maybe Fake C who is double racist due to his
behavior in the ghetto and two racist negatives cross each other
out to make you woke:crazy:
 
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A.Zerty

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its art for simpletons.local nursery would be more creative.
Bitch, please.
The only way you appear to be creative is with the space bar.

(I refrained from saying that for as long as I could :p...)

And are apostrophes for simpletons as well?
Doesn't look like it.
 

gordyboy9

its not me its you.
Bitch, please.
The only way you appear to be creative is with the space bar.

(I refrained from saying that for as long as I could :p...)

And are apostrophes for simpletons as well?
Doesn't look like it.
so cutting out people and putting them on a bit of paper is art,if you say so.
 
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Anonymous

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Wow - visited this guys Twitter page, and this is some truly pathetic art. Even trying to ignore the politics, this is tripe on the same level as SER photoshopping Morrissey's face onto photos of old celebrities. As throwaway twitter crap, fine - but people actually pay money for this shite? :rofl:
 
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