oh i dont mind gerritt, i am happy to be held up. see, the thing about writing masterpieces, in case you didnt know, is that it's very hard. i mean, it requires exhertion. vulgar exhertion! how i hate it. i liken exhertion to having to stand atop a fence whilst holding an uncomfortable position. you just want to come down. i find that i wholly prefer being to doing.
why doesnt anyone want to see the morrissey post? im disappointed. i've got the address for it right here. im ready to post it. all i require is that evennow gets down on his hands and knees and begs: thats not so much, is it?
p.s. i am also pretty adept at the 'death stare'. sometimes if i do it in the mirror i scare myself, and have to quickly stop for fear i might turn myself to stone. we should have a contest!
I would let you win, off course, but you wouldn't know.
But staring into the eyes of someone opposed to you can have other consequences.
I could only do the deathstare if I really detested you and I don't so I would lose.
I don't understand why people dislike you and your posts.
They are funny and witty and they always make me laugh and feel good.