A microcosm of life's rich tapestry

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The magazine would break the market, imagine the audience:

Page 3-4 Article heading "shut the f*** up you boring c***"
5-8 I'll take you on any day mate, just name the place
9-12 Songs for winter, chosen by our resident music critic Codreanu
12-20 Poetry for the lowest common nominated.
21-333 Poems chosen by our readers

Any space left, problem pages forever and ever.

 

[New Site Name]

> The magazine would break the market, imagine the audience:

> Page 3-4 Article heading "shut the f*** up you boring c***"
> 5-8 I'll take you on any day mate, just name the place
> 9-12 Songs for winter, chosen by our resident music critic Codreanu
> 12-20 Poetry for the lowest common nominated.
> 21-333 Poems chosen by our readers

> Any space left, problem pages forever and ever.

Free with the first publication, a huge file to store all future copies which will undoubtedly be half the price of the first.

So huge in fact, you can't take it out of the shop door.

Alternatively, a letter to Ofcom declaring "this publication should be closed down already", suggested by our Acting Editor Loathsome Oaf.