3 Reasons why he shouldn´t f***ing bother!
1) His highly suspect modus operandus, i.e. "let´s attach me to an ageing, slightly unhip singer and release a successful album laced with post-modernist irony...everybody wins...the punters lose, always."
2) Beasties Boys: one of the most heinously...
True
A guy at my local record store also commented on how Morrissey has started looking old. He was just a non-fan/non-hater who made an honest observational comment. Bowie looked quite good when he was 47...but then again Bowie isn´t human, haha.
On the other hand, everybody from the same...
Not surprising
I knew it was going to be shite. Ah well... It´s a f***ing shame that Warners (or whichever corporate cocksucker) has yet to do a proper Smiths re-introduction. No DVD, no proper remastered reissues of the albums... no nothing! f***ing shameful.
The sad thing is that we have...
"Ganglord" sounds kinda like a rewrite of "How Soon Is Now?"
"Human Being" is ace...love that honking sax at the end.
"Good Looking..." is good.
"I Knew..." is fairly nondescript, fair-to-middling plodder.
The Magazine song is an inspired choice.
Their albums regularly top the year´s end charts since time immemorial. Every reviewer, magazine, cultural pundit, journo hacks and hipsters unanimously agree that the Lips are the cat´s knackers, etc etc...
I don´t f***ing get it. I heard some of the stuff and I don´t dislike them but I...
Scumf***
Oh, and I hate Lenny Kravitz too. Preposterously popular in Holland - they lap this kinda shit up, for god´s sake!
The Belgians have better tastes in music. Proof: I was in Antwerp shopping for lingerie for the missus and they were playing "Bigmouth" in the shop...in broad daylight...
Let´s indict Nickelback for Cultural Crimes Against Humanity
You wanna see something funny...look up that footage on youtube where Nickelback got bottled off the stage...the hairy c***s!!!
Uneasy
I don´t wanna piss on your porch or anything but I totally agree about Pinkpop being a horrible festival. In fact, it has been for some time now.
Every year they have Faithless on as the headliners (the Dutch like to lose their minds over some anonymous, turgid house music); the Dutch...
Can´t Tell Arse From Elbow-type Scenario
The Mexican flag has a wide white stripe in the middle and features a coat of arms bang in the centre of it all. Absolutely nothing like the Italian flag. Not that you lot would notice anything like that. f***ing ignorant assholes.
Inaccurate rubbish
This story is inaccuate as it is somewhat exaggerated. Don´t know Tori Amos´s schtick was but she referred to the alleged Morrissey as being short-assed...hmmm, I´ve met Morrissey and he is anything but short-assed. The guy is huge. He must be towering over Tori is he stood...
Nothing Rhymed...
Beautiful, beautiful song, sure enough, but I always wondered why he never sang the chorus twice as Gilbert did. It kinda renders the song abrupt and sounding somewhat incomplete. But oh well...
The Massive Attack one is...
...probably the most noticeable one, but on the last Sigur Ros album there is a song that shares an almost identical piano chord change. Just almost...
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