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Re: Morrissey Autobiography Bookcover Revealed! Well, obviously. It's funny because it's incongruous. It's not taking the piss out of being gay. It's just highly unlikely, and therefore a giggle. :rolleyes:

Re: Morrissey Autobiography Bookcover Revealed! Brilliant!

"I swim when I can but I don’t work out. I don’t want to be any bigger than I am and I try to avoid meals late at night. ‘Eat after eight, put on weight’, I believe they say. It’s difficult as you get older because your body is not your own. It becomes out of control and to a degree there’s...

Oooh, pretty! He looks all healthy and glowy. Not that I usually condone such things. Best Morrissey interview of all time. Hands down. Watching him cruelly toy with the target audience of The One Show was a pleasure to behold. "I just didn't want to work". Everyone loves a handsome...

I like the delicate flirting in this interview. He has a way of reducing otherwise straight men to giggles and blushes.

:D Gary has that look about him.

You've just derailed me with cuteness. He'd make a good Disney baddie. It's the jaw. "Those poor unfortunate souls - So sad, so true! They come flocking to my cauldron crying 'spells, Morrissey, please'! And I help them, yes I do..."

In the cold light of day, I'm finding it unlikely that Morrissey would cover any Disney mermaid songs. I wanna be where the people are I wanna see - wanna see 'em dancing! ...but I haven't got a stitch to wear. Or legs, whatever.

For one weird moment, I thought you'd made a doll of the dream I had last night. (It's been a week of Morrissey dreams - I blame the anti-histamines I'm taking.) Morrissey was a merman who wanted to see the surface. A sea witch granted him legs, but took away his voice. Pretty much the plot of...

The gravitational pull of Spenny's lips can't be denied.

Whenever I think of 'Morrissey's band, post Smiths', I think of this lot. It helps that they're all stunning, I suppose, but the energy onstage looks incredible.

A bit of illustration... And Jake... OT3!

Frinky dreams! :o I blame this thread entirely. All I'll say is: Moz, Jake, Gary + restraints and a camera. And the final line of dialogue from Gary: "I -- can't. I'm in love with Alain!" And then I woke up. Cliffhanger! :eek:

I like it a lot. :)