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Morrissey vs. Clay Aiken Who's Rock's Greatest Celibate (Metro Times Detroit)

posted by davidt on Saturday October 16 2004, @11:00AM

whiskey writes:

This is so silly its almost funny, although a bit fast and loose with some facts - and "Manchesterian"??

Oh well - Enjoy.

Morrissey vs. Clay Aiken: Who’s Rock’s Greatest Celibate? by Serene Dominic, Metro Times Detroit

What’s the real measure of a man — a sex-shunning guy who sits alone reading Oscar Wilde or an adenoidal virgin who belts the hell outta Neil Sedaka songs?

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Judgment (Score:1)

This is actually fairly funny.When I looked at it I thought it would be terrible.

dazzak -- Saturday October 16 2004, @12:27PM (#131266)
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Clay Aiken? (Score:1)

Is it abnormal that I have never heard of this person?

Poppycocteau -- Saturday October 16 2004, @12:43PM (#131268)
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We are ugly but we have the music
- Re:Clay Aiken? by Anonymous (Score:0) Saturday October 16 2004, @12:49PM
  - Re:Clay Aiken? by Poppycocteau (Score:1) Saturday October 16 2004, @01:10PM
    - Re:Clay Aiken? by Anonymous (Score:0) Saturday October 16 2004, @01:16PM
      - Re:Clay Aiken? by Poppycocteau (Score:1) Saturday October 16 2004, @01:19PM
        Re:Clay Aiken? by Anonymous (Score:0) Saturday October 16 2004, @02:09PM
- Re:Clay Aiken? by Anonymous (Score:0) Saturday October 16 2004, @08:23PM
Hopefully he'll come out of the closet soon.. (Score:0)

Clay Aiken I mean. I've lost all hope of this happening with Moz. But I knew from the moment I heard Clay Aiken that he is gay. Of course, a huge portion of his commericial success depends on his heterosexuality doesn't it? Poor guy.

Anonymous -- Saturday October 16 2004, @03:47PM (#131313)
- Re:Hopefully he'll come out of the closet soon.. by Anonymous (Score:0) Sunday October 17 2004, @02:14PM
hmmm (Score:0)

you know there are 3 types of people in this world, dicks, pussies and assholes... oh never mind

Anonymous -- Saturday October 16 2004, @08:07PM (#131343)
- Re:hmmm by Anonymous (Score:0) Saturday October 16 2004, @08:25PM
  - Re:hmmm by Keith Moon (Score:1) Saturday October 16 2004, @08:49PM
Doesn't it scare you... (Score:2, Insightful)

that this article is comparing Clay Aikin to Morrissey and thus (implicitly) comparing Morrissey fans to "Claymates"

The thought both terrifies me and makes me want to break out into hysterical laughter.

Are we really any better than "Claymates"?

We sicken me.

veradicere -- Saturday October 16 2004, @08:30PM (#131347)
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it's silly and all...but... (Score:1)

i read the article. lots of bad puns and illusions to things...but cute, unoffensive.
yet there is something about that little slapping fight comic that really makes me want to tear someone's head clean off.

NewGypsy -- Sunday October 17 2004, @04:15AM (#131383)
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we no longer fear the voices of the brave and bold
- Re:it's silly and all...but... by charming lass (Score:1) Sunday October 17 2004, @08:04AM
  - Re:it's silly and all...but... by Quentin (Score:1) Monday October 18 2004, @01:56PM
Rock? (Score:0)

Weird that a Pop Idol type can even be considered in the category of Rock. Surely he is just a new Barry Manilow?

Anonymous -- Sunday October 17 2004, @08:08AM (#131410)
- Re:Rock? by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday October 19 2004, @03:29AM
Worst drawing of Morrissey ever! (Score:1)

the "artist" should be shot.

chrisarclark <[email protected]> -- Sunday October 17 2004, @08:41AM (#131417)
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"I'm just passing through here on my way to somewhere civilized and maybe I'll even arrive, maybe I'll even arrive..."
What a load of tosh! (Score:0)

That nonsense is as funny as a kick in the nuts!

Anonymous -- Sunday October 17 2004, @09:38AM (#131426)
No Camparison Appropriate (Score:1)

If this tosser is just a product of the 'Cowell' Pop industry machine, then he does not even deserve to be mentioned in the same breathe as Morrissey.

Meatfreecotter -- Monday October 18 2004, @04:06AM (#131541)
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Crap Drawing (Score:0)

Why has the artist made Morrissey look like Michael Portillo??

Anonymous -- Monday October 18 2004, @05:20AM (#131552)
Ms. Aiken (Score:1)

At least Morrissey is celibate and attractive. Grrr...

Clay looks like a woman to me. And I don't dig the females. ;)

Anonymous-shnonymous <[email protected]> -- Monday October 18 2004, @11:30AM (#131613)
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Anything is hard to find when you will not open your eyes.
lol (Score:0)

fricken funny! I don't dig a damn outta that aiken dawg! GaY FAG!

Anonymous -- Sunday December 26 2004, @08:49PM (#145039)

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Judgment (Score:1)

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hmmm (Score:0)

Doesn't it scare you... (Score:2, Insightful)

it's silly and all...but... (Score:1)

Rock? (Score:0)

Worst drawing of Morrissey ever! (Score:1)

What a load of tosh! (Score:0)

No Camparison Appropriate (Score:1)

Crap Drawing (Score:0)

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