One day Mr. Proper was walking through the forrest, when he happened upon a deer rolling a joint. Mr. Proper says to the deer " don't do that, don't you know drugs are bad for you?" "Come running with me instead, it's much more fun." And so the deer goes running with Mr. Proper. The two friends haven't been running long when they come across an elephant sitting alone, crying and about to slit his wrist with a razor. "Don't you know suicide is wrong- you could go to hell for that", says Proper. "Come running with the deer and myself, the excercise will do you well and help to relieve your depression." The deer nods his head in agreement with Proper, and beckons the elephant to join them. Soon there are three friends, having an invigorating run through the forrest. Not long into their jog, the three cross paths with a lion who is enjoying a scotch whiskey. Mr. Proper sees this and says "don't you know alchohol is terrible for your body, Mr. lion? "why dont you come running with us, so you'll---- Mr. Proper is unable to finish his sentence, because the lion promptly knocks the shit out of him and renders him unconcious. The elephant and the deer look at one another perplexed, because they dont know why the lion has done this to their friend. "Mr. Proper was only trying to help you", they told him. "Help?" the lion answers- "every tuesday when Proper's parents are in the village selling potatoes, he has sex with his sister, smokes three joints, tries to slit his wrist, and drinks a bottle of jack daniel's- then the f***er makes me run around the forrest with him like an idiot."