Teenager Shot In Stomach

[Emotional Guide Dog]

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1121766_teenager_shot_in_stomach


My wife just asked me if I was the gunman from the shooting on our old street last night. I said, 'No if it had been me, it wouldn't have been: "Teenager Shot In Stomach" it would have been "Three Teenage Girls Shot With Swine-Flu infused water pistol."'

Which do you think spurred me on to move house, gun crime or living in a street full of loud & obnoxious teenage 'wiggas'?

 

[Ben Budd]

Shall we guess the race of the victim?

Go on.

Guess.

I'm going to narrow it down by going for 'white'.

 

[Superhans]

Which do you think spurred me on to move house, gun crime or living in a street full of loud & obnoxious teenage 'wiggas'?

I go with gun crime. Definitely gun crime. Final answer.

 

[meat_is_murder19]

Fallowfield what a surprise

 

[Emotional Guide Dog]

I go with gun crime. Definitely gun crime. Final answer.

Nope, it was the street full of wiggas. I wanted to kill those motherf***ers.
I know it's racist but I'm came up with a catch phrase living in that street:

'Some black people are niggers, but not all niggers are black people.'

Anyone who's seen any white teenage girls in Manchester will know what I mean. I love Manchester but that's one shit f***ing legacy, namely that Manchester has made me racist, sexist & ageist all at the same time when i was none of those things in Chesterfield.

 

[Superhans]

In summary, you are now a total c***!

 

[Buzzetta]

Wait... what?

 

[Emotional Guide Dog]

In summary, you are now a total c***!

Yeah. Although now I've moved house I should start getting better.
Given the kind of place Chorlton is, I'll probably become hippy-ist but that's a vast improvment on those other three.

 

[Ben Budd]

I'm moving to Withington next week. I'm gonna get faaaat.

 

[Emotional Guide Dog]

I'm moving to Withington next week. I'm gonna get faaaat.

Get yourself off to Noddys. Best burger house in town.

 

[gothicarchie]

I'm moving to Withington next week.

My condolences.

 

[Jukebox Jury]

Fallowfield what a surprise

Utter Tosh
If it was Longsight, or Moss Side you'd be saying the same..... if someone had said to you 'which district was it in?' you wouldn't have said Fallowfield first choice....

Jukebox Jury

 

[Ben Budd]

My condolences.

You ain't coming round.

 

[Vicarinacoma]

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1121766_teenager_shot_in_stomach


My wife just asked me if I was the gunman from the shooting on our old street last night. I said, 'No if it had been me, it wouldn't have been: "Teenager Shot In Stomach" it would have been "Three Teenage Girls Shot With Swine-Flu infused water pistol."'

Which do you think spurred me on to move house, gun crime or living in a street full of loud & obnoxious teenage 'wiggas'?

Jeez! They'res some pretty wild threads on this site!!!

 

[Pachinko]

I thought you were gonna say it was that Iranian girl, Neda. But she died.

 

[MunchyBrain]

I thought you were gonna say it was that Iranian girl, Neda. But she died.

And wasn't a teenager.

 

[Emotional Guide Dog]

Utter Tosh
If it was Longsight, or Moss Side you'd be saying the same..... if someone had said to you 'which district was it in?' you wouldn't have said Fallowfield first choice....

Jukebox Jury

Welll actually: Aston Avenue (where the shooting was), you turn left at the end of the road, left again at the lights & walk 50 paces, you're in Moss Side. It's about as much Fallowfield as Rusholme is.

 

[Pachinko]

And wasn't a teenager.

Does the fact that she (Neda) wasn't a teenager make any difference?

 

[nugz]

Does the fact that she (Neda) wasn't a teenager make any difference?

She was just pointing out that this thread could not have been about Neda b/c Neda was not a teenager. so yes, it makes a difference as far as this thread goes.

 

[Emotional Guide Dog]

Does the fact that she (Neda) wasn't a teenager make any difference?

No iit doesn't cos this thread has f*** all to do with Iran.