CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
I'm sad. My friend who I'm housesitting for is at the dentist getting a check up on his "pre-cavities." I feel selfish and stupid that this makes me sad, but it still does.
One pedicure and an order of animal style fries later, I feel so much better.
GET THE f*** OUT OF DODGE!!!!
HELL YES I WATCH IT!!!!
Let me explain..I am obsessed with The Monkees.
Which episodes and who was she? An extra?
OMG I LOVE THE MONKEES!! ok gonna listen to them right now.
So so so so happy with my A level results
OK, OK, yes...everyone loves to make fun of The Monkees.
But many years ago a girl once dumped me because of a 45-minute story/rant I went on about how the Colgems record company stranglehold over the Monkees' recording process ending with Nesmith punching his fist through a wall in Don Kirschner's office and demanding release from their contract unless he could play, write, and arrange their own material. She didn't understand how I could give a shit...I had literally been sweating by the end of the story I was so excited.*
Also I once (nearly) got into a fight with a guy about why The Monkees were more culturally relevant than The Jackson 5 (no offense, Buzzetta.)
And no, not a webforum fight.
Seriously...I love The Monkees.
*good idea for a thread...dumbest thing you've ever been dumped over
Why would you "scratch your head and wonder why" when I already just specifically said why?
I mean, I know what you were getting at, but if you're gonna insult me, and least do it intelligently.
I live with a lunatic. A living, breathing, fanatically religious lunatic.
Who the eff is "Southpaw Muse"? I found that article first. You wanna take it outside, asshole? You'll LOSE.
Maybe if you were using a keyboard, you could have submitted it faster. Lol.
I think he posted it at 5am, I posted it last night. I dunno, I could be wrong. I was in a blind rage when I saw that bozo got cited and maybe I didn't read the facts right, but I've since defragged and I'm over it now. The mainpage is for assholes anyway and I'm on Team Vag. We stick to the forums.
Yeah, the same used to happen to me a lot and I was absolutely convinced they were adding someone else's name to the article just to f*** with me.
Please tell me more about this "Team Vag"...it interests me greatly.
There's not much to know. It's soft and warm. And tight. And nice.
Can I enter 'Team Vag' for free or do I have to pay a membership fee?
It's like any gang. You have to be jumped in.
Well, it could be worse, you could have asked me to bust a cap in someone as an initiation...so, when can I start the hazing?
Immediately. First you must buy Linder some flowers and tell her that you think her hair is cute.