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CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.


I don't get this joke. Does anyone else? :straightface:
 
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CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
You put fake fur on the soles of the skies, in the old days they pust skin/fur from seals but now it's synthetic. This synthetic fur prevents the skiis from gliding downwards, it is very effective. Then you have a special device that you put on the skies which make it possible for you to move your feet up and down while walking with your skies. And then you just move your feet up and down in the skiis, walking upwards. It is not really difficult but it's very tiresome going up a ski slope this way.

Wow! I hope there was a hot toddy waiting at the top of the slope for you.
 

Emil

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billy scissors came around 11:30 this morning when you weren't around.

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he was lurking few minutes ago.
 
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Ooh you are cheeky you! Any luck?

To quote Del Boy:"Lots of it, all bad". Although I don't think he was talking about cruising public toilets.

What the f*** am I talking about?!?!

If your question was serious, I did once go into a public toilet in Dublin and a guy there was openly masturbating (I wrote wanking, then changed it) - I tried to ignore him, then he came and stood next to me. I looked him right in the eye and said, "What the f*** are you doing? Look at you!" and he seemed genuinely shocked.
Also, one time in Bristol I saw a homeless man with a massive appendage masturbating at a bus stop at 3am.
I seem to attract wankers..
 

billy scissors

a bit fond
To quote Del Boy:"Lots of it, all bad". Although I don't think he was talking about cruising public toilets.

What the f*** am I talking about?!?!

If your question was serious, I did once go into a public toilet in Dublin and a guy there was openly masturbating (I wrote wanking, then changed it) - I tried to ignore him, then he came and stood next to me. I looked him right in the eye and said, "What the f*** are you doing? Look at you!" and he seemed genuinely shocked.
Also, one time in Bristol I saw a homeless man with a massive appendage masturbating at a bus stop at 3am.
I seem to attract wankers..

so do I
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.

Look how the illustration of the Lady God holds her wrist at her waist and the other one down as they discuss the location in the first 40 seconds, around 20 I think it starts.
 
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Oh my god. it's Robby!

spontaneously luminescent
I may have to go home, sooner than I expected. :eek:
These 2 tweaked out looking, crazy dudes just sat down at the computer booth next to me :crazy:
they are really loudly discussing some video poker thing :mad:
I have already given them my best look of disapproval :cool:
now I am hoping that loudly typing combined with short looks over @ them is enough to make them flee :straightface:
or at least STFU :squiffy:
 
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