Please Close The Door Behind Me - Morrissey statement at TTY

It's a long one!

PLEASE CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND ME - true-to-you.net
20 August 2014

Morrissey statement

In response to 77 million questions I can only say this much on the subject of the Harvest drama. It is quite true that Harvest initially appeared like a saintly beacon of light, and they instantly packed us off to France where we recorded World peace is none of your business. The universe was back in balance, and we all considered this to be the very best Morrissey recording ever, and even the boo-hoo-suck-it-off elements of the press appeared to want to agree. At last I am born.

It all seemed too good to be true. It was. I believed that the rich soil of the album had several strong hit singles. Frayed tempers began when Harvest arranged the 'spoken word' films, none of which gave any clue as to what World peace is none of your business intended to be, or is. The films were OK, but they went nowhere and stayed there.

With every nerve alert, we pushed the label for a proper video for Istanbul to precede the album, not least of all because a single ahead of the album release might inch the album to a higher chart position. The label backed off, even though Istanbul received 55 radio plays in just seven days on a major US station. Instead, the label requested a fifth spoken-word film, which naturally had me fumbling around for an axe: no independent thought required. The UK label, meanwhile, created a quite fantastic television advertisement to transmit during the week ahead of the album release. I could taste excitement once again. The TV ad never appeared and my hackles bristled as my bristles heckled. The label responded with frosty aloofness, and I suddenly realized that we were not, after all, of the same species. I ploughed into them insisting upon "proper band videos, where the band play and I sing" - an evidently confusing concept that required seven weeks of explanation, detailed graphs and several drawn up maps.

The label suggested I come to Los Angeles and read passages from Autobiography in front of selected audiences. As frightening as that idea was, I hung on, desperate to believe that Harvest were not as cheap as they now looked. I hope to finish this statement whilst I'm still clean-shaven, so I will jump to the final curtain: during the weeks of the album release, the label were minus one single structural idea, and it appeared evident that each member of the team was acting in separate rooms without doors or windows. Mutual mistrust exploded between Harvest and I, and with fashionable pessimism, the label boss yawned and ordered the surface smartness of dropping World peace is none of your business three weeks after its release. There, now! This would not have happened to the Teletubbies.

Sorrily botched the project may now be, but it's worth it to get Morrissey out of our Inbox. Yes, I can be intensely persistent, and I certainly have an over-active fantasy-life, but the Harvest experience tells us that despite the blinding flash of teeth and smiles, it doesn't take much for the coin to flip and suddenly we're all compromised and shattered. All you need to do is disagree with the vanity of the label boss and your beheading will be slotted in between bottles of the most average champagne on the market. Just one weak-chinned drone can assert the fist of injustice and all of our efforts are flushed away. And thus ... they were.

I might be wrong, but I think World peace is none of your business will instantly disappear from iTunes and record stores and every download-upload-offload outlet on the planet, because Harvest technically have no right to sell it.

Most of the Harvest team are very nice, and I sincerely thank them for trying and caring so much - even if their promotional duties were fully undertaken by the Morrissey audience themselves, whose You Tube videos for World peace is none of your business fully provide the art that the label could not muster. The listeners instantly understood how entertainment could also be art. Staggeringly, I still believe that there's a label out there with my name on it, and one that will issue World peace is none of your business, and afford it the respect it deserves.

Thanks for reading this (rashly assuming that you have), and thanks once again to the Harvesters who tried.

We are boot-camp ready for Lisbon in October, so with the will of many gods, hopefully at least 38 of you will turn up.

MORRISSEY
20 August 2014



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Re: TTY Statement : Please Close The Door Behind Me

It's definitely not going to be funny to you if you don't get it.

It has zero to do with 'getting it', and more to do with preference.
 
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It's your basic level sarcasm - hardly the height of comedic achievement.

Are you American?

No I am Italian....hope this helps.

Cheers Moz
 
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Shall I get your coat for you on the way out?

All this record company shenanigans is just more tedious whinging.... Both seem equally blameworthy. Ultimately the mishandling of the PR by the record company and Morrissey's lack of interest in doing any media promotion have ensured World Peace will be regarded as a failure despite it being a decent record.

I agree that he should look at self-financing future releases - however if Morrissey created his own record label he'd end up leaving it after 4 weeks.

Why ?
 
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Harvest f***ed up big time. End of.

I reakon it means disabling the username so the user is unable to login?

I guess the lesson is don't harass the Admin, even if the Admin bullies others.....
 
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It has zero to do with 'getting it', and more to do with preference.

You're the one who said you didn't get his humour. I'm just curious because I've never in all my years come across a Morrissey Fan that didn't get his humour or find him funny through his lyrics or interviews. I find it baffling. it's usually the people that don't get him who don't listen to him.
 
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You're the one who said you didn't get his humour. I'm just curious because I've never in all my years come across a Morrissey Fan that didn't get his humour or find him funny through his lyrics or interviews. I find it baffling. it's usually the people that don't get him who don't listen to him.

I have genuinely laughed once, that was when he said in the 2004 (?) Jonathan Ross interview, after Ross invited him for Christmas Dinner, that Brussels sprouts had feelings, or something along those lines.

I think face to face and in the real world, he'd be quite a laugh and quite laddish. But I honestly don't find his lyrics funny, nor his statements. This doesn't mean that I don't appreciate his lyrics and writing. I notice the points which are funny, to others, but they simply don't amuse me, that's all.
 
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Sadly , he made no mention at all about these "upcoming" 7" Vinyl Singles.....this is not good for us who want them at all costs.....

Cheers Moz
 
Re: TTY Statement : Please Close The Door Behind Me

Sadly , he made no mention at all about these "upcoming" 7" Vinyl Singles.....this is not good for us who want them at all costs.....

Cheers Moz

I also thought about that.

I think, if they've been pressed, then they'll make their way out somehow or another...
 
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This morning I gave "World Peace" another listen, and here it is: my final verdict.

1. "World Peace" is an abomination. Both the music & lyrics are dreadfull. This could very well be his worst song ever. What on earth was he thinking? This song showcases how uneducated Moz really is. He should have kept his political ignorance hidden.

2. "Neil" I sort of like this one. It's a bit out there, but in a good way. The gay love affair theme is kinda cool.

3. "Not a Man" is nothing more than a moist fart. The lyrics are a moist fart and musically it sounds, well, like a moist fart.

4. "Istanbul". Well done, well done!

5. "Loneliest Planet". Did he write the lyrics himself or were they made by the Random Morrissey Lyrics Generator on the internet? Musically extremely unimpressive.

6. "Staircase" simply doesn't work. Musically it's an eighties mash-up gone horribly wrong and the lyrics are laughable (not in a good way) and artificial. If you don't get 3 A's? Sister, he's no longer a poet...

7. "Bullfighter" could be the reason Harvest dumped him. Come on, my 8 year old nephew can write better lyrics than this. In fact, everyone can!

8. "Kiss me" is the song everybody hails as the great come back single. Really? I mean, really? It's painting by numbers. Boring and bland.

9. "Smiler"? Unfinished demo. The kind of demo you shamefully erase when you wake up (sober) the next day.

10. "Bride" has a brilliant last verse. The rest is just Moz being nasty and mean. What happened to him?

11. "Mountjoy" is very good. I really like this one. Well done.

12. "Concerto" Oh dear, another unfinished demo. This could have been a nice little song, if Moz had just put a little more thought and effort into it.

So, three good songs out of twelve. All the promotion in the world couldn't change that.

Once again, Morrissey is in search of a new label.

Perez Hilton? How are you f***ing bitch?
 
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Loved reading this and he does seem refreshed and ready to go again, quite upbeat considering. It's strange to hear moz talking about music vids tho, he once said they are not needed & are ruining the industry, times have changed I know but it's another example of him not staying true to his beliefs, "re-issue re-repackage" being another example, is there an artist with so many reissues & variations. Anyway good to hear from the man, he's one of a kind and future looks kinda bright, this could be a blessing.

WOOOOW for the first time I read kind words from you!
 
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Your reviews make laugh so loud:
Istanbul: OK
Earth is the loneliest planet: NOT OK
Kiss me a lot: POP SONG
 
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It's a long one! But I am relieved to read it.
http://true-to-you.net/morrissey_news_140820_01

In response to 77 million questions I can only say this much on the subject of the Harvest drama. It is quite true that Harvest initially appeared like a saintly beacon of light, and they instantly packed us off to France where we recorded World peace is none of your business. The universe was back in balance, and we all considered this to be the very best Morrissey recording ever, and even the boo-hoo-suck-it-off elements of the press appeared to want to agree. At last I am born.

It all seemed too good to be true. It was. I believed that the rich soil of the album had several strong hit singles. Frayed tempers began when Harvest arranged the 'spoken word' films, none of which gave any clue as to what World peace is none of your business intended to be, or is. The films were OK, but they went nowhere and stayed there.

With every nerve alert, we pushed the label for a proper video for Istanbul to precede the album, not least of all because a single ahead of the album release might inch the album to a higher chart position. The label backed off, even though Istanbul received 55 radio plays in just seven days on a major US station. Instead, the label requested a fifth spoken-word film, which naturally had me fumbling around for an axe: no independent thought required. The UK label, meanwhile, created a quite fantastic television advertisement to transmit during the week ahead of the album release. I could taste excitement once again. The TV ad never appeared and my hackles bristled as my bristles heckled. The label responded with frosty aloofness, and I suddenly realized that we were not, after all, of the same species. I ploughed into them insisting upon "proper band videos, where the band play and I sing" - an evidently confusing concept that required seven weeks of explanation, detailed graphs and several drawn up maps.

The label suggested I come to Los Angeles and read passages from Autobiography in front of selected audiences. As frightening as that idea was, I hung on, desperate to believe that Harvest were not as cheap as they now looked. I hope to finish this statement whilst I'm still clean-shaven, so I will jump to the final curtain: during the weeks of the album release, the label were minus one single structural idea, and it appeared evident that each member of the team was acting in separate rooms without doors or windows. Mutual mistrust exploded between Harvest and I, and with fashionable pessimism, the label boss yawned and ordered the surface smartness of dropping World peace is none of your business three weeks after its release. There, now! This would not have happened to the Teletubbies.

Sorrily botched the project may now be, but it's worth it to get Morrissey out of our Inbox. Yes, I can be intensely persistent, and I certainly have an over-active fantasy-life, but the Harvest experience tells us that despite the blinding flash of teeth and smiles, it doesn't take much for the coin to flip and suddenly we're all compromised and shattered. All you need to do is disagree with the vanity of the label boss and your beheading will be slotted in between bottles of the most average champagne on the market. Just one weak-chinned drone can assert the fist of injustice and all of our efforts are flushed away. And thus ... they were.

I might be wrong, but I think World peace is none of your business will instantly disappear from iTunes and record stores and every download-upload-offload outlet on the planet, because Harvest technically have no right to sell it.

Most of the Harvest team are very nice, and I sincerely thank them for trying and caring so much - even if their promotional duties were fully undertaken by the Morrissey audience themselves, whose You Tube videos for World peace is none of your business fully provide the art that the label could not muster. The listeners instantly understood how entertainment could also be art. Staggeringly, I still believe that there's a label out there with my name on it, and one that will issue World peace is none of your business, and afford it the respect it deserves.

Thanks for reading this (rashly assuming that you have), and thanks once again to the Harvesters who tried.

We are boot-camp ready for Lisbon in October, so with the will of many gods, hopefully at least 38 of you will turn up.

MORRISSEY
20 August 2014



i hope this'll delay speculations here for a while.



p.s. apologies
 
Re: TTY Statement : Please Close The Door Behind Me

If it's any consolation, Moz has the #1 album on Billboard's indie chart. We'll see how long that lasts as people won't be able to buy it in America anymore. I really hope he gets another chance to re-release World Peace... If he gets that chance, I hope he promotes the hell out of it. Release Kiss Me A Lot as a single, Moz!
 
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