Skylarker
People come second, or possibly third.
Can I help you with something?#DaFuq?
Can I help you with something?#DaFuq?
Mine was a vest and I'd never have let it get in that condition.Isn’t that his line?
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I just remembered that about 20 years ago I got hired at Kmart. Sat in the lunchroom; watched the training videos and filled out the paperwork. Put the red smock on and went up front to the registers to learn how to ring and I was getting trained by this chick who looked like she had probably been captain of the cheerleader squad a few years earlier. She started walking me through all the basics and a customer started coming toward us with a cart full of crap. The cashier turned to me and said, "now, you have to remember to SMILE at each and every customer, even if you don't feel like it. Is that gonna be a problem?" And I said, "yeah." Then I took my smock off, placed it on the register, and left. The end.That picture reminds me though. Of a story. Maybe I should vocaroo it.
I would have fired you if I was her. Like, "you can't quit! You're fired!"I just remembered that about 20 years ago I got hired at Kmart. Sat in the lunchroom; watched the training videos and filled out the paperwork. Put the red smock on and went up front to the registers to learn how to ring and I was getting trained by this chick who looked like she had probably been captain of the cheerleader squad a few years earlier. She started walking me through all the basics and a customer started coming toward us with a cart full of crap. The cashier turned to me and said, "now, you have to remember to SMILE at each and every customer, even if you don't feel like it. Is that gonna be a problem?" And I said, "yeah." Then I took my smock off, placed it on the register, and left. The end.
She had no authority over me.I would have fired you if I was her. Like, "you can't quit! You're fired!"
I think you probably weren't our K-ind of people really. It's better for everyone involved.She had no authority over me.
I always liked K-Mart. It always had a distinct aroma. Not a bad one; just a distinct one.I think you probably weren't our K-ind of people really. It's better for everyone involved.
I hope you never had a Slush Puppee there but that's another story for vocaroo.I always liked K-Mart. It always had a distinct aroma. Not a bad one; just a distinct one.
I've never liked Slurpees. I would just go there and buy Cosby tapes and swimsuit magazines.I hope you never had a Slush Puppee there but that's another story for vocaroo.
You might have liked these. They had an extra ingredient.I've never liked Slurpees. I would just go there and buy Cosby tapes and swimsuit magazines.
Hahahahahaha. Jesus. I assume we are roughly the same age...I've never heard of exclusive censored edits with gunshot sounds masking swear words. That's pretty great.K-Mart does suck though and even then it meant poor quality. I was lucky not to have to wear K-Mart clothes but kids who did would be teased for it. I think their shoes were called Trax.
At the time CD walkmans with skip control were some James Bond shit. You could walk around with your CD playing and the reader had a memory to hold 15 seconds or whatever. So one day after work I went to Target and looked at the electronics. They had the ones with 30 or 45 second skip control and they were about $10 less than ours.
I got an employee discount and I hated to spend money there but I bought a Pink Floyd CD. Then one day I bought a Snoop Dogg CD and it was the motherf***ing edited version! It didn't even say. So you know what they did? Whenever he would say "cuss words" they would have a gunshot sound instead! Like that's not offensive. lol Don't say "weed" or "f***" but having kids listen to a CD with hundreds of gunshots ringing out at random times is alright! It was a terrible CD anyway but still.
K-Mart does suck though and even then it meant poor quality. I was lucky not to have to wear K-Mart clothes but kids who did would be teased for it. I think their shoes were called Trax.
At the time CD walkmans with skip control were some James Bond shit. You could walk around with your CD playing and the reader had a memory to hold 15 seconds or whatever. So one day after work I went to Target and looked at the electronics. They had the ones with 30 or 45 second skip control and they were about $10 less than ours.
I got an employee discount and I hated to spend money there but I bought a Pink Floyd CD. Then one day I bought a Snoop Dogg CD and it was the motherf***ing edited version! It didn't even say. So you know what they did? Whenever he would say "cuss words" they would have a gunshot sound instead! Like that's not offensive. lol Don't say "weed" or "f***" but having kids listen to a CD with hundreds of gunshots ringing out at random times is alright! It was a terrible CD anyway but still.
WTF Fake Cham? How long have you been working at the Kmart??? 30 years,back to the crackedpots era???
You got an employee discount at Target while donning the Kmart vest???
the CD you bought at Target with the Kmart employee discount
had gunshot noises instead of cuss words???
a lot of drama FC
You haven't even heard the best of it.
WTF Fake Cham? How long have you been working at the Kmart??? 30 years,back to the crackedpots era???
You got an employee discount at Target while donning the Kmart vest???
the CD you bought at Target with the Kmart employee discount
had gunshot noises instead of cuss words???
a lot of drama FC