need excuse to get Moz fan in sack

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matt

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Hey, welcome once again all Morrissey fans, big and small. As many of you know, my girlfriend is a real big Morrissey fan. He is all that she listens to and thinks about. I could care less about him. I need an excuse to be in the same bed as her, but she would never consent to renting a motel room together. So, I was hoping to drive her to a Morrissey concert a couple hours away so that she'd have to spend the night in a motel with me! Any one out there got the 2000 US & Canada tour schedule?
 
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Brutalful

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Re: need excuse to get a life!

Give it up...you'll never add up to what she wants.
 
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Cat

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You're in luck.
Sack are looking for another guitarist and they are only considering Morrissey fans for the position.
Thus you don't need an excuse. You can just ask them nicely.
 
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