CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
So I'm telling the clerk that my purchase clearly states "batteries included" when...nah I'm just kidding. I didn't go there today.
.......Who has a blow up doll here?!!!
HAHA, Billy you naughty thing! Why f*** plastic?
I stood behind this poor red faced young guy in Ann Summers once purchasing something large and requiring batteries..when the check out girl squealed at him in a really loud voice..."ooh I love that one it really hits the spot"" and we all giggled...and he fled...
You cant have a flick (pun intended) through the jazz mags anymore.Theyre wrapped in plastic.(So I've heard)
Indeed and quite right too..when I get mine home i don't want it covered in your DNA ta very much....
I remember you once posted that postman accidentally delivered you some adult toys of your neighbours'.
I remember you once posted that postman accidentally delivered you some adult toys of your neighbours'.
dis Hellie's secret box....