CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Nobody said it was easy.
Yes, ladies. Make me an elephant and put me on top. Definitely.
Nobody said it was easy.
Yes, ladies. Make me an elephant and put me on top. Definitely.
MIDNITE
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Ive just been doing the hobby thats ive got whilst listening to kristeen youngs wonderfull "v the volcanic" cd album, - fantastic stuff!!!!!!!!!! I cant possibly work without listening to the wonderfull music of morrissey or miss young !
And popped onto the forum and noticed this topic, even in this topic there are quite a few negative crititisims towards morrissey, this is supposed to be his fan club foruim for goodness sakes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I found the above quoted quote which iv quoted quite rude, certainly not something a real morrissey fan would say! )
Well ok CrystalGeezer has made morrissey an offer in kindness but .......
Morrissey is a twat ? thats not very nice!
Morrisssey is absolutly fantastic!!!!!
The greatest lighter worker ever to grace this planet!!!
And Ive got a pretty good idea who the 3 mental patients are on here that kristeen young reffers 2 ! And NO , im not one of em coz I wasnt even a member when she announced the fact!
hand in glove
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No - that's silly. I'd tell him what features I'd like to see on an Official Morrissey Fan Club website and ask him if he'd consider it, or if he thought it was a good idea...in which he'd probably quickly reply, "No."
Or, maybe he'd surprise me! Who knows? The subject wouldn't last long, though, as I have other things I'd love to talk to him about!
realitybites
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I agree.
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First I'd get him liquored up a bit to open his brain. Then I'd give him a lecture on how angels dip into people to give their message from above, that energy is a catalyst for channeling an angel and if everything is just happy and no confrontation or hyper edited and controlled, then no energy is generated. Then the reader has to have the diligence to understand that, like sarcasm which is a vehicle for energy (one intention hidden within another) an insult can hide a wealth of positive information. That angels hide their gems in the dirt but the gardener has to water the idea and allow it to bloom using his GREEN thumb. Then I'd think that was a super corny metaphor and say, "Wait. Consider a concert. Do the stage jumpers feel motivated when you're singing a ballad? No. But sing a song with energy and confrontation and they appear, right? Yes." Then he'd say "But they're assholes!" and I'd say "How would the human body function if it had no asshole to eliminate the waste?" And he'd say "Well, I don't have to put up with shit to validate my importance." And I'd say, "I completely agree. But you could learn to detach yourself from the sting of an insult and turn it into something positive and wrangle your own angels. Those same spirits are your mailman to God, they float your message back up, you have to respect them to a degree. I f***ing hate it sometimes too." and he'd say "But what about the people around me who don't have a green thumb and are offended by gardening with insults?" and I'd say, "Well, that is complicated. I dunno." Then he'd say he was starving let's stop talking and eat dinner and I'd say done deal.
This is what you would discuss with the man of your dreams if given the chance to be with him alone? Think he'd want to jump your bones after that conversation?
cornelius blaze
Boychild mustn't tremble!
I have no idea what most of these words mean, but no. After dinner he'd be feeling less crabby and want to discuss more and he'd say "How do you know angels ride the anger energy? Are you going to source that PIL song? I don't even like that song." And I'd say, "Well, trends are really good indicator of what God's up to. He leaves clues in trends and viral stuff. And you know how angels have wings? Like birds? What's the most popular App in the world?"
Then he'd say "Babe, you're blowing my mind. I got something else you could blow?" And I'd say "Done deal!"
What you want (image as an example):
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cornelius blaze
Boychild mustn't tremble!
You should of seen some of the other gifs i could used! Kewpie would of ban me while Uncle skinny would have used a box of tissues.
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You should of seen some of the other gifs i could used! Kewpie would of ban me while Uncle skinny would have used a box of tissues.
Mozza220559
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What Moz actually has done
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CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
I counting on Morrissey being into dudes stuck in lady suits. 
There's GOTTA be a gif for that.
There's GOTTA be a gif for that.
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Those blinking gifs are so weird. Effective.
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nothappynotsad
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DAVIE
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I'd just sit the man down and say, "Morrissey, your fansite isn't bad. You get a few idiots everywhere, don't you?"
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LazyDyke
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Morrissey is a twat ? thats not very nice!
Neither is he.
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Anonymous
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Where do websites go to die? Threads like this.
nothappynotsad
Snapping necks and cashing checks
Shut up, Chris.
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