Barking has a crush on a dum dum

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
:p Okay maybe not dumb, he just has to learn some basic street lingo before hitting the red carpet because he's TEN or whatever. :D

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:p Okay maybe not dumb, he just has to learn some basic street lingo before hitting the red carpet because he's TEN or whatever. :D

Wow my first about-me-thread! Thanks CG. Hey I never kept it under crabs that I've got a crush on intelligent guys!
Fajitas.
Wraps.
Whichever.

It's just the way he shakes his head.:o Can you hear his brain going "klingklongkling" under all that perfect hair? :love:

No but seriously, I specialize in dumdums. :straightface: Want a list?
 
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That was randomly cool.

No but seriously, Barking. You could have crushes on bigger dumdum's than "the beebs." I've never heard a song or even know who he is really, but he's SOOOOO young. Let's just hope he's not on the fast track to douchedom.

Okay, give us a list.
 
Well you're right. It's not the fact that Justin is gay that would be a problem. (I've watched Carrington). It's not even the 25 or so years difference between us, for I think like Demi that age is irrelevant. :cool:
Nah. The problem is, I've got a better command of English than he has. That could become a problem in the long run and jeopardize our affection for each other. (Well I'm sure he wouldn't care, but I'd be the one who'd get tired of explaining what English words mean, after a while.)(especially if I don't get any money from it.)

Tis a shame because his ma already thinks the world of me...Ah well. Justin and I, Tis not meant to be.:tears:

Dumdums are a thing of the past for me. As a dog I think I deserve at least a Nobel Prize.:thumb: (Or someone who knows what "keep under wraps" means.) :straightface:
 
Dumdums are a thing of the past for me. As a dog I think I deserve at least a Nobel Prize.:thumb: (Or someone who knows what "keep under wraps" means.) :straightface:

You do deserve someone better Barking.

And not to make Barking's thread weird (not that he doesn;t do his fair share of making other threads weird) but we just had a rolling earthquake here. THose are the BEST kind because it makes the earth slowly roll and it feels a little bit like being in a boat. Except the water is earth. Like MUD. :straightface: :thumb:
 
Who's the child?

He's "The Beebs." Apparently he sings and girls go OHMYGAWDILUVYOU!!!!!!!!!! though I've never heard one of his songs. His name is Justin Beiber but Barking likes to call him Justin Beaver because it's a cute feminine way of calling him a dick. :p Which he is. Because he's all famous and stuff for basically being a marketable boy toy and not really for having any exceptional talent, though maybe I shouldn't say that since I've never heard a song.
 
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