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  1. rifke

    is skylarker more of a chump or a schlump?

    chump: a foolish or easily deceived person. schlump: a slow, slovenly, or inept person.
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    My interview with Skylarker (***he gets annoyed!!)

    :rabbitface: :cactus: :rabbitface: :cactus: :rabbitface: :cactus: :rabbitface: :cactus:
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    the official Oh My thread

    1. what kind of freaky shit are you and your girlfriend into? Literature, music, dance, alchemy, poetry, philosophy, Buddhism, becoming quarantine experts... A lot of things actually, though most of them are either related to art or culture. Did I tell you the whole story? It's a bit long, she...
  4. rifke

    Happy Birthday Jesus!

    all the best people are born in December!!
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    Rifke interviews

    VIVA HATE!!! yes i know it's been done before, but not by me ********************************************************************** 1. why are you so bloody obnoxious? I'm afraid its because a good old fashioned sense of superiority. You see, I know I'm better than all of you so I don't have to...
  6. rifke

    Very important request

    can we pleeeeease get a smug smiley?! I really really need a smug smiley. you don't know how many times I've made a post wanting to finish with a smug smiley and remembering that there isn't one!!! 95% of the time I don't feel like I can adequately convey my meaning without the smug smiley...
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    fun game: bunny or neil codling (hours of fun)

    okay so here's a FUN game that's been trending for a while now. it's called BUNNY or Neil Codling. the rules are very simple. for each image below you simply have to state whether it's a BUNNY or NEIL CODLING. it can be tricky! the person who answers all questions correctly gets a free coat...
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    Morrissey set on upcoming blazer shopping trip

    It has been brought to our attention by an anonymous source that Morrissey is set to go blazer shopping in the coming days. Morrissey, also known as "blazerman", is iconic for his donning of the collegiate staple, oftentimes appearing at concerts, or in airports on his way to concerts, or on...
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    a poem for my goddess

    'Sometimes My Goddess' dedicated to thepoliticalrevolution Sometimes my goddess needs a break-- 'to the country ill go' she says (and doesn't invite me). you'll find her there in dappled grass sunning her naked self while the bees nibble at her mons, as succulent and taut as a melon ripe to...
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    My interview (with stone philips)all is revealed
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    the "viva hate is leaving" appreciation thread

    hurray!!!! that's what I say! hurray!!!!
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    la poesie

    post your favourite poems! or do what you like, I don't care, but im going to post mine! The Geranium When I put her out, once, by the garbage pail, She looked so limp and bedraggled, So foolish and trusting, like a sick poodle, Or a wizened aster in late September, I brought her back in again...
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    very important poll

    i cant rest until i know a) b)
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    hi moz!

    hi sweetstuff, what's goin' on? rifke here! maybe you know me? I'm the girl with the nice handwriting. I have nice handwriting right? please say I do. people always say I do. it's my one talent. it's not as good as rimbauds of course but I really feel like it could be if I wanted it to be...
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    plea to morrissey

    Morrissey when you do finally get that home of your own, let me be your maid, okay, sweetums? I cant think of a more gratifying (or sensual) experience than washing the floors you walk on and scrubbing the shower you wash yourself in and removing extraneous bits of toothpaste from your sink and...
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    DT - a simple request

    Dear David T As I happen to be the foremost (future) biographer of Klaus Nomi in our known sphere, I trust that you will recognize my vested interest in Klaus Nomi's online presence. Therefore, I ask that since your lovely mods have declined to act upon my reports of egregiously inappropriate...
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    I like Klaus Nomi

    i like klaus nomi
  18. rifke

    grocery store encounter with Moz that is, grocery store encounter with moz fan. (hi moz, by the way!! how are youuuuuuuuu, darling man?! good, i hope! excuse me, i have to go address the rabble now. just wanted to say a quick 'hi!') *ahem* hello good people of morrissey so-low. i would like now to talk about an...
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    video in which morrissey proves himself to be prettiest, cutest and funniest person in all the land

    i'm sure you've all seen this before, but oh my he is so fetching here, i just need to talk about it for a moment in tones of adoration that might prove a bit frightening and off-putting if 1) you happen to be morrissey (luckily according to evennow, who knows all from his spot on the park...
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