If think Karaoke is wrong, you just have not had enough to drink yet, but we do need a whole The Smiths/Morrissey karaoke cd to fulfill the need not just one or two songs.

C'mon karaoke makers - this is a bit heartless - foistering Mozza onto the unsuspecting public.

Let's face it, most Morrissey fans sing along with their hero in their dark drab little rooms. Why punish others?

Heartless, just plain heartless!

Sometimes you don't have a choice as to whether you kareoke or not. When its unavoidable, I always scan the menu for something - anything - I'd want to belt out. Well, at least now there's *some* chance that there'll be something for me to sing. And a great choice of song too.

"I am the most gifted thinker/writer on this site"

No. You're not. Really, you're not. I'm not just being impolite, it's just that you're really not. I know you think I'm just being rude, but honestly, you're not brilliant...at anything as far as I can see from your submissions.

I'm not trying to pick a fight or be deliberately argumentative, it's just that you're not.

I'm not even arguing that I am the most brilliant thinker/writer on this site, although I think I have a better claim than you...it's just that I really don't think you are.

As far as I can see, you're only "brilliant" at irritating one other poster...by slinging lazy vulgarisms at her and retorting in "My dads bigger than your dad" kind of way to her goads. That's not really the work of a brilliant thinker/writer is it?

Please don't take this the wrong way...but you're not brilliant. Really. Honestly. Truly.

Eric Hartman is infinitely more entertaining, amusing and interesting than you...his name next to a post promises something to lift the soul...yours promise something horrid and odious...a bit like an Irvine Welsh novel.

Have a nice day.

Dear PopsicleBoy:

I really, truly, don't know where to begin. I think you are gifted, talented, & smart. We are so lucky to have you here. We really don't deserve you. Hopefully, David will post one of your polls soon.

But I also think that Spineless Swine is equally brilliant. I actually think it is a tie between the two of you...and well he has the edge in terms of his user name.

As for Sundown Playboy, there's nothing wrong with him at all. He seems really nice, other than the fact that he has been repeatedly accused of liking Arian, Racist, Skin-Head, National Front, Nazi, White Power, music. I really appreciate that he tried to intervene and get you and your stalker to make peace. It's just I wonder about someone who took their name from the first song of off "Under the Influnce", The Sundown Playboys, Saturday Nite Special. Perhaps, Mr. Leisure Suit, has just caught on to Mozzer in the last few weeks. And that isn't a crime, or is it?

So anywho, I just wanted to say that while I know Morrissey is your religion, that you are mine.

I'm hanging on your words, living on your breath, feeling with your skin. Will I always be here?

That is a really poorly written review. Many of the points are accurate but it reads somewhat like a High School students school magazine review. i enjoyed the book...despite my commitment to Conservatism!