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posted by
davidt
on Monday July 28 2003, @09:00AM
spawned monster writes:
In the August edition of X-Ray magazine (radio station Xfm's music mag) I came across this: Entitled Movement of the Month, with a crude cut and paste job of Moz's head on a boxer - "Spurred on by the recent TV documentary, Morrissey: Muscles, Tattoos and Men on Mopeds, or whatever it was called, and perky publicity on the back of his new compilation, Party on E with Mozza, young music fans and beer guts across Britain have once again been discussing Morrissey. Well and truly gone is the gladioli-waving, pale-skinned weed of yore, now replaced by the ex-pugilist type living in L.A. To be a Morrissey fan, 2003, follow these guidelines: Sit in the sun whenever it's out. Join the T.A, for the strength, and do 60 chin-ups every morning. Gurn like a bare-knuckle fighter when quizzed about your sexuality. Spend £30 a day on posh shaves at a celeb barber. Buy a Hollywood mansion and sleep in the room Clark Gable used to shag in. Secretly listen to ragga through an ipod. Ride a Vespa without a helmet, cos it's hard. Tell The Thrills they're great and get a load of free press off it. Hang out with tough latino youths and tell them you 'understand their plight'. Do not offer to buy them a meat burrito." Well I didn't like that one bit. Bastards.
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well.... (Score:0)
especially the bit about gurning. how true. :)
(User #4268 Info)
Hateful article! (Score:0, Redundant)
How hateful! Yes, Morrissey moved to LA. That does not mean he has 'sold-out.' He still spends a great deal of time in Ireland. Drug-free is the only choice that matters.
And the part about tripping on 'E'-? I cannot see anyone *still* doing that. Drugs are no longer fashionable! Healthy living is 'in.'
The crude remarks about Morrissey's sexuality and Latino youth were dispicable. Bad journalism. I wish people would either be nice or leave Morrissey alone.
(User #3940 Info)
I laughed so hard ... (Score:0)
Spot on! (Score:3, Funny)
(User #7211 Info)
lol (Score:1)
GD
(User #4363 Info)
haha..ohhh (Score:3, Insightful)
Retards,
'Kes Lynam' in his favourite wax jacket! x
(User #3917 Info)
other things to be in 2003 (Score:1)
be the head of your own label
record an album
go on tour.
(User #36 Info)
hahaha (Score:2, Funny)
Someone finally says it like it is.
(User #3308 Info)
Upset? (Score:2, Insightful)
There were some funny bits, though. And the poster who said Moz needs to be grilled once in a while is right. At least it's an up-to-date grilling, instead of all the "pope of mope" shite.
(User #80 Info)
fuzzy sends his take regarding nutrition.... (Score:0, Troll)
Also tell them not to serve fried chicken...or collard greens...or whatever the hell they serve!
Sincerely,
Fuzzy Zoeller
P.S. What kind of meat is in that burrito?
(User #720 Info | http://www.jimrome.com/)
Not funny ... (Score:1)
(User #655 Info | http://website.lineone.net/~smilingontim/timstwin.htm)
Wey-hey! (Score:1)
(User #998 Info)
Gurn your life! (Score:1)
(User #8232 Info)
This article makes me very sad! (Score:0)
I think I'll go and mope in a darkened room for a while and put on some Morrissey B-sides to try and cheer me up.
On second thoughts, I think I'll put on Likin Park and get pissed! Wahey!
It's true! Moz does listen to ragga.... (Score:0)
Alan is going to be the warm-up MC, Boz will be tinkling the ivories and Sly & Robbie with be the back-up.
It's going to be called "Irish Heart, Jamaican Soul.....Irie" and will have Moz on the cover with a whopping great big joint.