posted by davidt on Tuesday June 10 2003, @09:00AM
Scott Cameron writes:

When the latest issue of Pat Buchanan's political biweekly, The American Conservative, arrived in my mailbox today, the last thing I expected it to contain was an article entitled, "The Smiths: A Conservative Rock Band," wherein the author, Anthony Gancarski, attempts to argue that The Smiths were just that -- a conservative rock band. My personal take on the article is that the author is somewhat disingenuous, as he conspicuously omits Morrissey's venomous denunciations of Margaret Thatcher, and his approval of socialism in an early interview. Nevertheless, the author’s original interpretation of The Smiths’ music makes the article an interesting read.

The Smiths: A Conservative Rock Band
By Anthony Gancarski


Twenty years ago, arguably the most influencial British band since the Beatles released their debut single on the UK's independent Rough Trade label. The Smiths' "Hand in Glove" was described by singer/lyricist Stephen Morrissey as "the most important record in the world," and was summarily hailed by members of the music press as "debut record of the year." It is unimaginable that a pop song could matter so much in the U.S. in 2003, America's popular music machine gravitates toward synthetic beats and the construction of pop stars indistinguishable from exotic dancers. Lyrics are buried in the mix or undercut with vocoder effects, processes that essentially divorce both the singer and the listener from the lyrics content.

Such an enterprise would be impossible with the music of The Smiths, too serious by half for production gimmickry. The aforementioned single, for example, is a song about two lovers watching the death throes of English socialism "hidden by rags," waiting for "the Good Life out there somewhere" that was never to come. To put The Smiths' initial lament into perspective, it was recorded at the same time mindless fluff like "Wham Rap [Enjoy What You Do]" dominated the charts. The band challenged convention in the best possible way -- by creating an unimpeachable alternative to the decay around them and by making literally reactionary music that they thought more closely adhered to the values of historical England than that of their contemporaries.

The Smiths' music, after all, came a few years after the self-conscious nihilism of punk rock gave way to the New Wave's frilly irrelevance. In the pop music of the early '80s, the Manchester, UK band heard music as one-dimensional as anything Orwell described the proles listening to and responded with one of the most resonant debut albums in English history (appropriately enough, the LP was released in 1984). At the time, New Musical Express said that when lyricist Morrissey "claims to be 'a country mile behind the world' you believe him, largely because his view of the city is one visibly strained through early '60's films of late '50's novels -- a notion of reality three times removed."

Keeping in mind that that quote was taken from a sympathetic reviewer, it is easy to sense the difficulty the UK music press had grasping the band's concerns. But Morrissey knew exactly what he was writing about and why it was being written. His comments to the English style magazine The Face in 1985 regarding "Suffer Little Children," a song about England's famed "Moors Murders," sound as if they could have been lifted from a discussion of Elizabeth Smart's recent plight:

"I happened to live on the streets where, close by, some of the victims had been picked up. Within that community, news of the crimes totally dominated all attempts at conversation. It was like the worst thing that had ever happened...ungraspably evil...almost absurd really. I remember it at times like I was living in a soap opera..."

There is a very real consciousness of an almost unbridgeable gap between reality and perception at the heart of Morrissey's lyrics for the Smiths. That gap imbues those lyrics with poignance, humanity, and an essential conservatism. When his pop contemporaries came together to craft grandstanding, fatuous bilge like "Feed The World [Do They Know It's Christmas?]" and "We Are The World," Morrissey and The Smiths stood defiantly alone, crafting songs whose concerns extended far beyond those of charity-record slogans. Early B-side "Jeane," typical of so many Smiths songs, painted a picture of lovers spent by the squalor in which they live:

"[T]here's ice in the sink where we bathe/How can you call this a home/when you know it's a grave?"

Other songs, like 1986's "The Queen Is Dead," express horror at tabloid spectacles like "nine-year-old toughs pushing drugs," by way of arguing that England, like the Queen, no longer existed in a meaningful way. The evidence of social collapse in the United States has been documented across the political spectrum, just as it had been in England in the 1980s. Yet, unlike in England, our pop music offers no meaningful critique of such a phenomenon. Some argue that the music that charts stateside has triggered the deterioration in our social fabric, a position that is never meaningfully refuted. After all, what else can such music do?

When Christina Aguilera boxes in a sports bra on a Top-10 music video or when two barely legal Russian girls French kiss in another video to sell what is otherwise a thoroughly generic and compromised product, it is easy to imagine that there is an inverse relationship between smut and paucity of content. Furthermore, with pop music debauched in such a manner, it is impossible to imagine radio programmers catering to a mindset that is conservative in the historical sense, a mindset that demands meaning in its music. With that in mind, it is arguable that the seemingly parochial, defiantly English sounds of The Smiths' back catalogue are more relevant to American conservatives than anything they could now hear in the increasingly homogenized wasteland of commercial radio.
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  • In a sense, the author is correct. Morrissey has always seen culture's best days behind it, which is Pat Buchanan's bread and butter--invoking the good times that never were. Of course it was romantic notion including much more than politics. Post-Smiths he offered tragically romantic notions of male prostitution and gay gangsters. Not really Buchanan's cup of tea (as far as we know). Maybe the author should visit Morrissey's comments on vegetarianism and its attendant industrial complex, or his comments on the Maggie Thatcher, or the Los Angeles police state.
    Anonymous -- Tuesday June 10 2003, @09:24AM (#64839)
  • "Some argue that the music that charts stateside has triggered the deterioration in our social fabric, a position that is never meaningfully refuted. After all, what else can such music do"?

    Such music keeps the cash tills ticking over nicely, and makes the Corporations happy, nothing more. That such music makes little, if any, social comment by definition make itself conservative.
    Anonymous -- Tuesday June 10 2003, @01:47PM (#64902)
  • The author, strangely, is hardly a conservative--he frequently contributes to the far lefty site Counterpunch, edited by the strangest pundit on the block, Brit Alexander Cockburn. I have always thought that, aside from his denunciations of Thatcherism, Moz landed on the conservative side of politics. And vegetarianism and conservatism are not mutually exclusive. For example, a Bush aide recently wrote a book length treatise on animal rights.
    politburo -- Tuesday June 10 2003, @01:56PM (#64904)
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  • Well, I certainly don't think The Smiths were a conservative rock band. However, I understand where the author's coming from.

    Morrissey is not what you would call "politically savvy," which leaves him making unknowing contradicitons in some of his more flippant diatribes.

    I remember the claims of him being a Socialist early on in his career, and we've all seen the denouncements of Thatcher, and the American right. Still, Morrissey has said, in so many words, that he feels taxation is a form of punishment, or even theft.

    This is odd considering that the very ideal of Socialism requires extreme taxation in order for it to even function in any serious way.

    His love of a romanticized, English past certainly leaves him closer to Thatcher than, oh, I don't know, throw me a liberal English name here.

    Some might reference his hatred of the Monarchy as a typically liberal gripe, yet, from an American, conservative perspective, especially from a Libertarian perspective, the Monarchy is a completely irrelevant, irrational idea.

    Morrissey would have enjoyed the thoughts of Thomas Paine, as do many conservatives, primarily Libertarians.

    IMO, Morrissey is facing the typical, wealthy rockstar dilemma: Feeling the need to rationalize his love of financial success, while acknowledging the reality of how severe the English tax system is (a reality he did not have ton consider when he was penniless, and living off the dole), and still maintaining that expected, leftist sympathy that has become more of a celebrity aesthetic, than a sincere, intellectual persuit,
    Anonymous -- Tuesday June 10 2003, @03:53PM (#64932)
  • What is truly startling about this whole thing is that you subscribe to The American Conservative.
    VIVAMOZ <[email protected]> -- Tuesday June 10 2003, @08:13PM (#64956)
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    blame me! i didn't vote!
    • Re:but.... by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday June 10 2003, @08:48PM
      • Re:but.... by politburo (Score:1) Wednesday June 11 2003, @08:36AM
  • one should always treat morrissey's lyrics and interviews, and in fact, his whole persona, with a sense of humour, more correct, with EMOTION, rather than with a clear-cutting mind.
    on the one hand, he believes in nations, nostalgia, an english identity as opposed to a global identity, values money, romanticizes violence, and think sex is overrated.

    that would make him someone you wouldn't want to chat with, if you had just come from another country or background to his local pub in manchester sometime before he moved to LA.
    on the other hand - as we all know - he himself is harmless, denounces carnivorism, denounces the impotence of the monarchy, trying to show us the life of the gay and the low life, the rejected, the minorities.
    that would make him a positive guy, right?

    the problem is morrissey's not rational. he adores the past without realizing that it never existed. people like morrissey, unhappy with society, have always existed but couldn't just sing their life like he does, because of the absence of a modern pop culture.
    it is always unclear which epoch in history does he miss. i feel i misses his own childhood, before his parents got divorced. yet he has always been unhappy, not just because of his parents but because of his own uniqueness, so he can't even trace the point in his own life he misses the most.
    he always says he happy he is to be old and all that.. and yet it's obvious he misses the heydays of the smiths, the good publicity and all that. i bet he was devestated from the reactions to maladjusted and the demise of mercury, thus reclining to a coma before taking the searches for a label into gear.

    he had always complained about the past - yet "back at the old grey school - i would win and you would loose"...
    morrissey is a total bourgois. so now we shall rename the question - what is a bourgois? a conservative, a liberal, or a socialist?

    this question needn't be answered by us, if we wish to avoid it. all we have to do is decide... do we like him?????
    YES WE DO!!!!!!!!!
    Anonymous -- Tuesday June 10 2003, @08:25PM (#64958)
  • If readers ignore the article's title and instead analyze the argument of the first paragraph, it becomes a more interesting (and convincing) read.

    The article does not come close to convincing me that The Smiths were a "Conservative Rock Band." Maybe, I just needed to see it spelled out more plainly, i.e. "Here's what conservatism is (or means) and here's why The Smiths match that description." That "Jeane" was written by Sandy Shaw didn't exactly strengthen the author's arguments.

    Technically speaking, I think the author actually meant that the relationship between smut and the "paucity of content" is direct: not inverse. The greater the amounts of and reliance on smut, the greater (or more acute) the lack of content is. Perhaps, the author really did mean "inverse" because he also (unintentionally?) posits the French kissing of barely legal Russian girls as something other than an indication of "a thoroughly generic and compromised product." At least, that's what the use "otherwise" suggests. ;)

    Some poster recently tried to impeach the transcribed liner notes for "Under the Influence: Morrissey" as being overwritten. This article is what I would consider overwritten.

    In spite of the mixed messages and poor support of the title, I have a sneaking suspicion the article was intended as a satire of homosexual usurpers who have been trying to "out" Morrissey for what seems like forever. Click here [queerradio.org] for the most recent example of this I've found on the Internet.

    Cheers!
    mozchildren -- Tuesday June 10 2003, @08:31PM (#64959)
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